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Was she coming into him

178 replies

ImAHastamaker · 04/05/2017 23:55

Friend was talking to guy at work who's really tall. She asked him his height (6'5) then jokingly moaned and said "im only 5'2"... they were pissed, both married, flirtatious?

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DonaldStott · 05/05/2017 06:34

What???!!!!

Unless she said 'I'm 5ft 2. Just the right size to suck your cock'. I cannot see any flirting whatsoever.

Did the filthy buggers swap shoe size too? The dirty beggars.

TheDowagerCuntess · 05/05/2017 06:34

OP has a vested interest in the dude, clearly.

Come back OP!

MaisyPops · 05/05/2017 06:41

I take you're one of these women who doesn't believe men and women can be friends and any banter between them must be an emotional affair and proof they want to sleep with each other.

YABU.

Olddear · 05/05/2017 06:43

I'm so outrageous, I wouldn't even have had to be drunk to have had that conversation! But that's me all over, no boundaries me.

Mummyoflittledragon · 05/05/2017 06:43

I don't think op will be back. Sounds like she was a bit pissed herself when posted and will have forgotten all about it come morning.

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/05/2017 06:47

I am appalled to realise that when I said, crossly, "God, I'm 5 foot six and even I can't reach the top of this whiteboard to write on it", I was coming on to the whole of my class. Blush Will no-one think of the children?

PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon · 05/05/2017 06:50

Eh?

Hope the hangover isn't too bad today GinWineGin

Mummyoflittledragon · 05/05/2017 06:53

She didn't mention how easy it would to give him a bj whilst hardly needing to bend over? No? Really? Mmmm think she's really into him. 🙄

hesterton · 05/05/2017 06:55

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MyOtherProfile · 05/05/2017 06:55

Excellent thread! Op please come back and elaborate.

PetalMettle · 05/05/2017 07:01

Some great responses on here!

SailAwaySailAwaySailAway · 05/05/2017 07:01

Entirely depends of the tone of the moan tbh. If it was a Harry Enfield Kevin moan, not flirting. If she was giving it the full Meg Ryan, you might have a point.Grin

NellieFiveBellies · 05/05/2017 07:02

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Mandatorymongoose · 05/05/2017 07:04

Ooooh a man said to me the other day "you're 5ft and a fag end aren't you?" I didn't realise he was after my miniature body.

TroysMammy · 05/05/2017 07:06

Fgs. I'm just under 5ft and I was in a pub and looked up to a man and said " Crikey, how tall are you?" He replied "6ft 6". I said "You're as tall as a sunflower". Was that flirting?

SailAwaySailAwaySailAway · 05/05/2017 07:10

Definitely Troys
You were clearly after his seeds

SailAwaySailAwaySailAway · 05/05/2017 07:10

HussyGrin

metalmum15 · 05/05/2017 07:14

I have a friend who's 6'6". Everybody asks him his height.

NotNyusualName · 05/05/2017 07:19

OP I think you may be confusing us for people who give a damn.

DanglyEarOrnaments · 05/05/2017 07:20

I'm stumped and wish OP would come back with the reason she felt this to be flirty? I feel a bit over invested in the answer now.

Stretching my imagination to the max, maybe OP thought the smaller lady was fishing for a flirtatious response as per she hoped he would respond with 'Oh don't panic, the height difference shouldn't get in the way of any passionate embraces we may share!'.

Although that is crap and if this was the attempted flirt, I can only imagine the little woman may remain single for a much longer time. Confused

ShowMePotatoSalad · 05/05/2017 07:23

I said hello to the delivery man yesterday. And he wasn't delivering a parcel to my house - he was at a neighbour's house. I was going on a walk and I said "hello!" just like that. I...I can't keep it a secret from DH any longer! I MUST CONFESS!!!

TroysMammy · 05/05/2017 07:25

Perhaps I wanted him just so he could get things off the top shelf in supermarkets instead of me scrambling and climbing or just leaving what I want but can't reach Grin

Littlelondoner · 05/05/2017 07:27

If this is flirting I think i have been doing it wrong all these years Confused

HanShootsFirst · 05/05/2017 07:37

I'm only 5'1" and tell both tall men and tall women I wish I had some of their height. Does that make me bi? Grin

I don't think OP is coming back...

Spookle · 05/05/2017 07:44

I'm only 5'1 so I quite often bemoan my small stature to both men and women. Place marking in the hope of finding out if I'm doing it in a flirty way.