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Was she coming into him

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ImAHastamaker · 04/05/2017 23:55

Friend was talking to guy at work who's really tall. She asked him his height (6'5) then jokingly moaned and said "im only 5'2"... they were pissed, both married, flirtatious?

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badabing36 · 05/05/2017 00:27

I'm wondering what you inferred from this? Did you think she was trying to say that sex might be difficult due to the height difference? Or maybe it's something to do with oral sex? Sorry op you're going to have to elaborate.

steff13 · 05/05/2017 00:29

Just can't work out why else you'd say something like that in response?

Because it's funny?

Teabagtits · 05/05/2017 00:30

Omg I recently asked my brother how tall he was (6'7" btw) - I must've been flirting....

Pentapus · 05/05/2017 00:31

HOW is this anything other than slightly inane conversation? I've read it several times and I CANNOT work out what possible flirtatious meaning it could have.

We need more context OP. When your friend "jokingly moaned" was it an envious bemoaning of the unfair distribution of physical assets, or was it a disappointed groan pertaining to the fact that sex is a bit pants when your nose lines up somewhere between someone's navel and nipple?

JustAnotherPoster00 · 05/05/2017 00:31

Should I be worried he is flaunting this?

If he is wiggling his tallness suggestively Id LTB

WorraLiberty · 05/05/2017 00:33

Did the height difference mean she was staring him straight in the penis?

ComingUpTrumps · 05/05/2017 00:34

Omg I already want this thread to go into classics!! Who's with me? Grin It's too funny 😂

EatsShitAndLeaves · 05/05/2017 00:34

HmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmmHmm

That's all you get from me OP

GetInTheFuckingSea · 05/05/2017 00:35

Did she finish the sentence by saying " ... so if you inserted your penis into my vagina while in the missionary position our mismatched heights could become problematic"? Because if so that was probably flirtatious.

SumThucker · 05/05/2017 00:36

Was it a really over the top sexual moan she did?

Nestofvipers · 05/05/2017 00:38

Eh?? Am I missing something here. Unless there's a lot more too this, I don't see how from the information you've given this could be construed as flirting.

GetInTheFuckingSea · 05/05/2017 00:38

Btwt if that's pissed up uninhibited workplace banter where you are, Monday mornings must be really crazy.

Shodan · 05/05/2017 00:38

Oh I think I might have it- but first I have some questions (to clarify, you understand)

When you say 'jokingly moaned' do you mean like in saucy films and the like? You know, like 'Oooohh baby do it to me now' kind of moaning? Did she also lick her glossy red lips in a frankly lascivious manner?

Because if yes to the above, then she was clearly implying that at his and her respective heights, she was ideally placed to give him a bj right there and then (or on the photocopier/washing machine/whatever is appropriate)

(NB My height judgement may be somewhat impaired at this time)

So yes, DEFINITELY flirting, and they should both be hauled outside immediately and pelted with rotten cabbages, the strumpets.

GabsAlot · 05/05/2017 00:38

im always asking peoples height because im only 5ft am i flirting with eveyrone

Nestofvipers · 05/05/2017 00:38

*unless there's a lot more TO this

Spectre8 · 05/05/2017 00:38

haha, oh dear thats my natural response when I ask a guy how tall he is and he says he is over 6 foot. I tend to go ohhh man I am only 5 foot 2 I wish I was taller! Grin

AvaCrowder2 · 05/05/2017 00:38

Conversations about height are so sexually loaded. It will be shoe sizes next. Then what? The deluge.

ZilphasHatpin · 05/05/2017 00:40

Grin getin

Should I be worried he is flaunting this?

You need to make him carry bricks on his head.

Valentine2 · 05/05/2017 00:40

Seeing this info alone, none of us would call it flirting. I have said it a lot of my colleagues that I would like to be a bit taller.

BeeThirtythree · 05/05/2017 00:41

justanother Well he could have short females believing he is taller and revealing his real height to those taller ladies! I am 5'2 and we are happily married but I can't stop thinking of all those females after his deceptive height...LTB is only option! Thank you

WorraLiberty · 05/05/2017 00:42

Sorry Valentine but such sexually charged talk has no place at work.

I imagine you'll be receiving your P45 tomorrow morning.

Actually, you'll probably end up on some sort of register too.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 05/05/2017 00:44

What the actual fuck?

I wrote a big reply but settled on those four words.

GetInTheFuckingSea · 05/05/2017 00:44

Is she this guy?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

Guepe · 05/05/2017 00:46

Will you all stop flirting with me please?

BeeThirtythree · 05/05/2017 00:47

Zilphas That would make him look shorter though, I like the fact that he looks tall...but then surprise...actual height, not that tall...it was this fact alone that attracted me to him! As PP has said I should LTB...how many other women is he surprising with his actual height??!!

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