Was she coming into him

[ImAHastamaker]

Friend was talking to guy at work who's really tall. She asked him his height (6'5) then jokingly moaned and said "im only 5'2"... they were pissed, both married, flirtatious?

Blimey our NDN commented on how tall my husband is when we moved in next door.
She also said that he must come in handy in the supermarket.
Is she a saucy cougar (she's 70 btw) & suggesting that she'd like to take my husband on the top shelf?

She also gives our cat treats. So does she fancy her too?

Helsinki Be alert. She's obviously trying to tempt your cat away so your dh will have to go and rescue it and she can get him on his own.

Of course it can count as flirting, the helpless-little-old-me-next-to-big-strapping-you kind of flirting. But unless there was anything else it sounds harmless?

Lots of married people still like to flirt, some people even see it as good manners to compliment people. Unless there is more to it, I really wouldn't worry

You have a warped idea of what flirting entails, OP.

Metal I better keep an eye on her then

Shit. DP is 6'6" and is always getting asked how tall he is. By men and women. What should I do?! I thought they were just being friendly but now maybe it means they all want to run off with him!

Today 00:36 SumThucker

"Was it a really over the top sexual moan she did?"

😂😂😂😂

Reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross was trying to flirt with the hot pizza delivery girl by talking about different gas types.

How the actual chuff is that flirting?!

Reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross was trying to flirt with the hot pizza delivery girl by talking about different gas types

lol
"You know they put that in? The gas?"...
"Lots of gas.....smells"
"Was I just talking about......gas?!"

love Friends

Farking 'ell OP, that was like reading 50 Shades! Hope you told them to calm the fuck down with all that sexy talk.
Definitely flirting, no question.

Worra

Ross: "Was I just talking about......gas?!"
Chandler: "More so than anything else"

Ok so I rubbish at telling if someone is flirting with me due to my autism, but even I know that's not flirting

Still laughing about this one.. especially as OP is worried about the petite female coming INTO the beasty 6 foot 5 hulk man

Come back OP!

Come on, admit it that when this conversation was happening in front of you you were picturing them having out of hours, dirty, raunchy, sex on the office desk?

I promise I won't judge because I'd love to have an imagination like that.

Could you decode this for me and tell me the first thing that comes to your mind?..... My postman this morning told me that my clematis looked nice....

😶

Oh fuck, my pensioner mother asked my electrician how tall he was...

If she was coming on to him. Her chat up lines are shit

My neighbor commented on how tall my tree had got I thought it was a hint to cut it back but obviously not!! Just to clarify was she flirting with me or the tree 🌲?

😸

I do that all the time! And I'm a gay woman so really not trying to hit on tall men!

You need a hobby OP

Is '

Is 'how tall are you? said with waggly eyebrows and a filthy grin a euphemism for 'how big's your todger?'

Mmmmmmmm uuuuurgh five feeeeeeet twooooooooo babeeeeee

urngh

ooooh

aaaaah

This is how Barry White would have said it. Was it like that, OP?