to put Bonjela on my fanjo? *warning - bit sporny*

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in order to numb this (small pea sized) lump enough to lance and squeeze the bugger!

Tried yesterday and it was so eye wateringly painful but i only got a bit of clear watery stuff out. There's obviously more to it.

I think it's a great idea! Bonjela's ok in the mouth so it'll be ok down there yes?

Yeah it's on my watch list too!

Bonjela stings lick buggery when you first put it on your gum though so I'd be worried it'd do the same on your fanjo!

What is lick buggery !
The mind boggles iccle!!

Sounds like nonsense poetry.

Everyone here seems to have far more self control with me. Me, I'd be armed with a mirror and a torch for maximum sporning tissues and fully prepared to squeeze.

I'd have said Orajel myself! As it has a hefty dose of local anaesthetic in it and it's made for mucous membranes.. shamelessly place marking!

I'd go for it but I'm also a a scaredy cat.
Sounds painful so good luck

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I try not to use keyboard emojis as they don't work well with assistive tech but oh my days, I'm weeping with laughter... There is another thread like this on the go, the OP has progressed to oozing, now...

Lance the beast, then go for one of those overnight blister plasters which suck all the stuff out. (Compeed?)

I get small (they feel huge) painful lumps down there occasionally, I leave them alone and they go away within the week, no way I'd be squeezing.

Perhaps a stiff drink would help while you're in the bath

Having dinner in minute. Then the bath. Then the fanjo op.

LOVING Your Fanjo, Your Choice

It's my iphones sense of humour flapjack. It likes to use autocorrect randomly rather than when I want it too

I suppose lick buggery might take your mind off it though OP!

#LoveYourFanjo

Do make sure you pick up the bonjela not ralgex.....

When I have myself a chemical burn using veet when I was 9 months pregnant (whole other thread) the doctor gave me lidocaine gel to numb it. You can buy vagisil (which has a high level of lidocaine in) over the counter which has a really good for numbing.
Worse case I'm sure bonjela will be fine, fanny/mouth meh almost the same in my book

OP DON'T PLEASE

Did something like this 20 years ago. Ended up in hospital for 5 days with cellulitis. Took a month to recover in total. I never told anyone the whole story before

Anbusol has a higher % of the active numbing ingredient.

What...what comes out of it??!

I have used bonjela on my labia minora in the past. I suffer from an autoimmune disorder which can cause ulceration of mucous membranes. Yes, ulcers, on my fanjo. Now that is painful. Bonjela helped.

The PE teachers face was a picture when she read the note explaining I was finding walking painful, let alone running.

Salon usually clears them up without resorting to DIY op!
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Just as a slight filler while we are waiting supporting OP my brother in law (who is an arsehole) accidentally used ralgex on his piles. My sister said you could here the screams for miles around. It couldn't happen to a better person. As you were sporners ladies

Bugger!
Savlon you stupid contraption!

Muskey that is fucking brilliant 😂

This reminds me of the time a friend told me that if I wanted a really intense orgasm I should masturbate with toothpaste on my fingers

Good luck OP