to put Bonjela on my fanjo? *warning - bit sporny*

[Laiste]

in order to numb this (small pea sized) lump enough to lance and squeeze the bugger!

Tried yesterday and it was so eye wateringly painful but i only got a bit of clear watery stuff out. There's obviously more to it.

I think it's a great idea! Bonjela's ok in the mouth so it'll be ok down there yes?

Such a beautiful thread.
I shall admire it for many a year.

I have a huge spot on my chin, it is about the size of a 5 pence piece on the surface but seemingly goes quite deep. It's too hard right now to squeeze but is bright red and shiny and enlarging at a rapid rate. I reckon by this time tomorrow it will be ready to blow.
I was going to spray zinc on it to get rid but I might just treat myself to some sporn.

I am actually RoFL - just love mumsnet

Never mind Dr Pimple Popper, look at Josefa Reina instead. 8)

Ooh, will go have a look now, thanks.

What about hot bath and and anti inflammatory ?
Magnesium sulphate cream on it will draw out anything nasty - you maybe able to get it from Boots still .
Be careful lancing anything down there I'd say and see a doc / practice nurse if it's still not shifting in a few days .

Fluffyyears a book on your bum? That must have been hard to read or are you a contortionist? and lick buggery is that called rimming? This thread may never end.

I would use something that is meant for that delicate area iiwu. Our eyes have only just stopped watering at the Veet on the fanjo thread.

Ooh love a bit of a de pimple popper video. Thinking about buying one of those blackhead removers after watching them.
Luckily DH is a total sporner and loves to squeeze......well.....pretty much anything.
Good job cos I've had loads of cysts and ingrown hairs etc in my groin area recently. the relief of the squeeze is just the best.
Going to check out sporners corner on MN now

DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT....DAMN YOUUUU!

Ahaha fluffyears

My DH wishes I invested as much time into his " banjo" as I have done Into the OP " fanjo!" Lol he just doesn't understand!

Please don't. Get it Cheched by your doctor it coyld be a bartholin cyst which are the devil to sort out. It needs medical attention if it is

Koala I once did an equine first aid course but the guy taking the course didn't have any lube to use on a thermometer to demonstrate and for us to practice taking a horses temperature (rectal temperature) so he used Vicks vaporrub which was the only lubeish type thing he could find. The horse was a little shocked by the experience :-)

I would not use Bonjela if really want stop it being painful try freezing the area with a ice cube not long mind otherwise you will get freezer burn

Such a glorious thread.... have had such a lovely time reading through thank you @laiste!

A couple of years ago I got a lump above my boobage which got very sore. I finally decided to squeeze it and I have a good few weeks of squeezing and having streams of gunk come out which often smelt rank. It eventually went away. I still miss it. Was so satisfying to have on tap sporn.... #thosewerethedays

I had something similar. Saw gynie who prescribed steroid cream. Within a week it had gone. But have to use cream for 6 weeks then onto s lower dosage cream. You really shouldn't mess down there go to doctor

Did you know this thread made it into The Sun Laiste??

www.thesun.co.uk/living/3498546/confused-woman-asks-mumsnet-if-she-can-put-bonjela-on-her-vagina-to-numb-a-lump-in-bizarre-thread/

Wasn't sure how to do a link, sorry

can you see if your local chemist sells emla cream? it is a topical anasectic designed to use about 2 hours before having a injection/blood test , it numbs the area quite well, and some tattooists even use it