To be annoyed at the childish way DH speaks about sex/sexual acts

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I really dislike the way my DH talks about sex. He'll say things like 'any chance of a handie/blowie?' And 'I want to give you a rodgering'. He thinks it's amusing/totally reasonable but I find it immature and a turn off. AIBU?

Gag him and get him to express his desires via the medium of interpretive dance instead.

Cummy cummy nice?"

Ok I'd draw the line at that 😂😂😂

How can you resist such an enticing request from your stud muffin?

Yesterday 22:59 zukiecat
What's wrong with "Make love" Scarlet?
Is that not what it is?

No way. That phrase makes my skin crawl!

I knew someone like this who who say to their partner (like at a pub) do I get a kissy wissy before going to the bar. I cringed for her.

Each to their own, but by adulthood sex is sex, not something to be giggled about.

Worst I have ever heard -

'Get your rat out'.. in middle of kissing. NO, no typo here.I did not get my rat out. And never did for that man again.

On the other hand, I'm not sure how I'd feel about a bloke asking 'can I play with your vagina', or asking me to play with his penis. Anatomically correct of course, bit of a mood killer though.So I'd imagine a lot of people use different words, just a very fine line between sexy and creepy

Perhaps DP and I are just weird but we don't really call it anything. Or "ask" each other for it using any terminology at all. It's just kind of clear when sexual intimacy is on the cards.

I do say boobs though whereas DP prefers breasts. I can only imagine his reaction if I referred to my titty witties....

Miraculously I don't have any tales of my own, despite a somewhat chequered history.

However, a friend of mine likes to regale me with tales of his exploits. He once slept with a chap who would yell out "You wanna fuck me come?" during the act. We weren't sure if the "come" part was an added extra, or whether he had just accidentally missed "until I" out, for dramatic effect.

What on EARTH does 'get your rat out' mean?

(I know I'm going to regret asking)

Perhaps DP and I are just weird but we don't really call it anything. Or "ask" each other for it using any terminology at all. It's just kind of clear when sexual intimacy is on the cards.

Same! I find the idea of asking for outright for it quite off-putting in itself.

I lost my virginity in France, and being a naive teenager who'd barely left my home country before, had never before come across the expression 'As tu pris ton pied?' (Literally 'have you taken your foot?')

Get your rat out

I'm in the camp of I'd rather my DH said "fancy a shag" rather than "shall we make love"
Same here. I actualy cringed when one partner said, "Darling, would you like to make a little love?". Euw, no! I'm more of a "fancy a fuck?" sort of gal. "Making love" always makes me think of feathery strokers. Actually, I prefer it if there's no talking and tend to think it's perfectly easy to suss out of both people are up for it without having to ask.

Gag him and get him to express his desires via the medium of interpretive dance instead

I saw the phrase 'smash my pasty' on here a few days ago.

So presumably woman can be just as bad.

The word pussy makes me cringe. Although both dh and I use the word 'mary' which I suspect will have a similar affect on some posters.

Did have one boyfriend who referred to his cock as 'captain winky'. It's hard to feel aroused when you feel like you're in a kids TV show.

Someone thinks of their genitalia as being like a Cornish pasty????

I hate all the 'smash yer back doors in' stuff. A la Keith Lemon.

Making love The single must nauseating, vomit enduring expression, in the English language

Inducing even. Cock!

What this thread shows is we all have different terms for the deed and the genitalia used.

OP needs to tell her DH what terms she likes. And also, if she actually discusses sex with her DH, asked her DH what terms he finds off putting.

TheNaze73

Vomit inducing and then vomit enduring so you were correct really.

Urgh YANBU!!! Gads. I hate words like that.

Worst I ever experienced was one guy who called my clit my "love pimple"....

sammy, please tell me you are lying????

"Sexual Relations" always reminds me of Bill Clinton in his press conferences about his fling. "I did NOT have sexual relations with That Woman" .some time later...oh no! Wait! Yes! "I did have sexual relations with Ms Leuinski"

Chavelita, nope, not lying, unfortunately. He also called our bits "he/him"and "she/her" e.g. "He really likes it when she squeezes him like that"