To be annoyed at the childish way DH speaks about sex/sexual acts

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I really dislike the way my DH talks about sex. He'll say things like 'any chance of a handie/blowie?' And 'I want to give you a rodgering'. He thinks it's amusing/totally reasonable but I find it immature and a turn off. AIBU?

caz I /think/ it started out as a joke but then he kept using it. I stopped shagging him not long after it entered his vocabulary

rudies ? Hilarious!

if a bloke uses words for private parts and/or sex that a child would use then I wonder what age group he secretly want to have sex with.

That's a crazy leap to make! Some people learn all their sex terms and terms for genitalia aged 13 and then that part of their brain thinks 'I've got this sewn up, no further vocab development required'. Immature maybe, but it doesn't make it sinister.

I wouldn't be keen on 'oooh you saucy little minx, do you want to play hide the sausage? fnar fnar'. But likewise I'd get bored of someone reverently saying 'my darling, my one true love, I want to lay you down on a bed of white satin and make love to you until the break of dawn'.

It's okay to mix it up and be all starry eyed and romantic one night and a bit filthy and irreverent the next.

But no man who ever referred to 'boobie woobies' would ever get to see my titty witties.

The "rogering" brings Harry Flashman to mind, so, for me, he could get away with that, if it's said in the right manner. However, not the other.

Oh I've always fancied a few lost hours with Harry Flashman!

Can't remember the name of the programme, American Gothic maybe, where the boy says 'I got rights' in a very strong southern accent. I may have used it, along with 'I am demanding my conjugal rights'. Seems to work.

Teabagtits sorry, I'm still laughing at rumpy pumpy! Seriously, dear God, who on earth could get turned on by "are you up for some rumpy pumpy?" What a passion killer!

I agree with Mikado, usually it 'just happens' but otherwise I prefer to use the a good old Anglo Saxon word fuck!

I think I'd be ok with rumpy pumpy. I'd assume they were a Blackadder fan.

Oh God if my husband ever said "Lets make love"

I wouldn't know whether to get the egg cartons, sticky back plastic and other craft materials from the cupboard

Or give up and go in search of my shrivelled clitoris that would have changed its identity and gone into hiding.

But no man who ever referred to 'boobie woobies' would ever get to see my titty witties.

Nor mine!

My DH has a habit of in the middle of sex saying something dirty (which is good) but in a really stupid voice (not good) It puts me off straight away

Also I was once about have sex wth a guy for the first time but as things were heating up he suddenly says "i'm sweating like a rapist"
Yes he was a total knob and he did get dumped right there and then

Oh my God!!

Boobie Woobies!

My ex used to refer to sex as jiggery pokery and not in a humorous way either. Needless to say I binned him.

"Whatever happened to my stomach doesn't feel right?"

Stomach is a specific part of the abdomen. That's why I say tummy ache, not stomach ache. To be more specific, it's probably the guts that are hurting.

'Up to me nuts in her guts' I once heard a silver tongued charmer say.

God I remember when I was in my early 20s

I was having sex for the first time with my boyfriend and he said

Him: "Does that feel nice?"

Me: "Yes"

Him: "Cummy cummy nice?"

Me: "Can you pass me my bra? I need to go home now"

I was was with a guy once who just started having a random convo about the weather like right in the middle of sex..... he couldnt take sex seriously at all, hed make comedy noises all the time or just talk normally during it. The weather convo he was just pounding away then came out with 'Do you think it will rain tomorrow?'
Really really weird.

Oh God, WorraLiberty You have sexualised Blue Peter. You realise there is no coming back from this, don't you?? You have ruined my childhood. You cannot put sticky back plastic and clitoris in the same sentence.!

You have sexualised Blue Peter. You realise there is no coming back from this, don't you??

You cannot put sticky back plastic and clitoris in the same sentence

Said Valerie Singleton to John Noakes....

This thread has made me laugh id find it funny tbh.

Just burst out laughing at this

"Next time he asks you for a 'blowie', tell him OK but only after he gives you a lickie' 😂😂😂

My ex used to say 'lets have a go on those titties'. Always titties.
Made my skin crawl.

Hahahaha! You are one funny bugger, WorraLiberty - love your posts - I salute you!