To not really get why folk have threesomes

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It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

How many do you need before a threesome becomes an orgy

It's not an orgy until there's too many bodies to fit in one bed.

So if it's an ordianry double bed, four is an orgy but if you have a super king you have to recruit about 10 people before you can sensibly call it an orgy.

It's a fun little fantasy for me, but I've never had the tiniest urge to take it into reality.

Warwick 😂😂

That is so funny Loup, please post pic of that scarf one day.

As for threesomes, no thanks. You must need a better than average sense of spatial awareness I reckon (don't have that), plenty of patience (no much of that either) and excellent organisation (nope, it's an effort to sort my car insurance, let alone organise threesomes).

Thanks for the laughs all

I'm with Forthesakeoffuck what do you do with all those arms and legs? apron bellies and droopy boobs

I wish people would stop describing sexual activities as "Fun".
I don't know why but it makes me feel really depressed and never want to have sex again.

@LoupGarou the scarf didn't come on holiday with you?
We will keenly await your picture upon your return

Clean bedding and new pyjamas are my favourite bedroom pastime's these days

I wish people would stop describing sexual activities as "Fun". I don't know why but it makes me feel really depressed and never want to have sex again

Wha...wh...what?

If it's not fun frankly I can't be arsed!

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Has anyone offered "moist" yet?

Or 'claggy'?

I will post a picture when I get back home. It is quite unique and I love it for its sentiment.

I can't get one fella never mind 2. Plus I'm about as prudish as Queen Victoria, so probably not for me.

Its like.."Adult Fun". Or "Toys for Bedroom Fun"
It makes me think of a terribly jolly couple-he wears wacky ties and she plays in a netball team even though she's an adult and doesn't have to. Sometimes she gets her polyester french maids outfit on to be "naughty".
They probably refer to sex as " Rumpy Pumpy"
I can't help it, don't judge me.

I just cant be arsed nowadays

possibly a non starter then.

Queen Victoria wasn't prudish when it came to conjugals with dear Albert. They were at it like horny hamsters.

I had a look at those diagrams and they seemed to show some really dreadful parking.

I used to work with a bloke who was into orgies. I asked him how it works i.e. Do people turn up smartly dressed clutching a bottle of wine and sit around asking 'What car are you driving these days? Or 'How's work going?' whilst nibbling canapés? And then, all of a sudden, everyone rips their clothes off and jumps on each other?
He was rather vague about the details but did offer to show me some photos 🙈

Do you think No2 has parked on No1's lawn @TiggyD? Without asking?

""How many do you need before a threesome becomes an orgy ""

5+, I think it needs to be mixed gender, or it's just a gang bang, unless they're bi.

I'll admit to being partial to taking a couple of door men home, back in the day.

It probably helps if your multi-orgasmic. When they come out with statements like "mind the bollacks", "keep the cock away from me", to each other, it adds comedy moments.

Sex these days, seems very messy and unnecessary. But I am getting my hormones tested.

Sex these days, seems very messy and unnecessary. But I am getting my hormones tested.

That sounds like a line Victoria Wood would have written.

Ms you normally have someone whose happy to take the lead.