To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

I had a look at those diagrams and they seemed to show some really dreadful parking.

Tiggy

I went to a BDSM swingers night recently. As one of those things I wanted to do once

Some really funny comments on here but I don't want DH to catch me reading it in case he starts getting any ideas!

Definitely not something My DH or I would be interested in. I wouldn't want to share my DH with anyone and vice versa.

Birds you dark horse you!

Well there's the fantasy and then the reality. I wouldn't mind in fantasy...
But organising it all, setting up the meeting etc. If someone else sorted it all out, plus it was in a beautiful hotel room etc and so on

And who makes the snacks?!

Maid NO - not the 'm' word
Effin I'm with you. You just can't beat clean sheets and pj's. I'm reluctant to even let DH in the bed

Ms you normally have someone whose happy to take the lead.

I was wondering about that. But what happens if you get two bossy britches who both want to be in charge?

I always imagine threesomes/group sex are a bit like take away fish and chip suppers.

Your mouth waters in anticipation but the reality is invariably a soggy, smelly, sticky, lukewarm mess that doesn't taste very nice, leaves detritus between your teeth and you wonder why you bothered. 😕

Do orgy groups have AGMs? And a Christmas party?

No I'd defo want room service.

There must be a threesome website meet up group or something

I used to go on a perfectly innocent group who had a name shared by and S and M group in New York.

They had a nice timetable of activities which included meeting for coffee and cake, playing chess or whatever interspersed with weird things in dungeons.

I had a threesome, but one of the people was French so I'm not sure it counts.

If the 3 people were of a similar relationship with each other it wouldn't be too bad, but I'd stay clear of joining a couple. Halfway through they'd be talking about what DIY needs doing, or when bin day is. Too awkward.

The best one I ever had was with two blokes- many hands do make light work!

I had a threesome, but one of the people was French so I'm not sure it counts.

For the life of me, I can't figure out what you mean by this so please explain. Quickly.

Bee
I am envious.

All this talk of sex is all fine and dandy, but the real value of this thread lies in the discovery of the scarf. Weasel Scarf. The quite obviously poorly loved, oft-abandoned weasel scarf. Not only not loved enough to merit a holiday, but not even worthy of a framed picture to be lovingly placed upon temporary bedside table on said holiday I am thinking perhaps LoupGarou may be in danger of losing custody of said covetous article of wondrous clothing.

I may just be planning a weasel-worthy holiday in the near future

Valentine2

same... I don't get it either. I had a French girlfriend. I'm pretty sure she counted ;)

clary
I am sure French men count too. the hot guy at DH's work is British though.

I hope so ;)

Well, I don't think it's good to try doing this with people from work.

Unless you have a very solid, non-professional relationship, I suppose...

clary
I don't think I will get off around to doing anything other than drooling basically.