To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

@LoupGarou we're so going to need a photo of that scarf

Looks like you've given it a bit of thought Maid
I've never had one and never likely to - but it would have to me and 2 males. Any diagrams Warwick

I couldn't bear to get down and dirty with another woman, i can't even have a massage fgs. Someone i don't know touching me, yuck! I don't think my dh would go for a mmf so no threesomes for us.

Girl 1 on back, Girl 2 oral on Girl 1, Man 1 doggy-styling Girl 2.

I'm imagining this and its kind of reminding me of a human centipede.

deadringer
I think the emotional attachment part is an issue here. I need to be very comfortable with someone to have sex with them. That kinda takes the point away from threesomes being sex-only events.

Can be lots of fun, but better with three people who aren't in a serious relationship, in my opinion.
I don't like the idea of sharing a partner I love.
Also, the reality is that guys generally want the threesome, but get a bit upset when they realise there are lots of chaps out there willing to fuck the female and less females willing to fuck him.
Thus is the way of the world.

They're not like porn would have you believe.

The issue of getting in a good position to slightly deemphasize the belly flap/thigh spread/buttocks(boobs) hitting knees does strike me as rather above my ability with more than one other person sitting near me on the bus so no, sadly, it shall have to be MN for me

Nothing wrong with a good old threesome! Or foursome. I may have participated in one I was single at the time though and wouldn't want to share or be shared now I'm married

Fruit bats

I actually do!

Bloody MN won't let me upload more than 6 images a day though... damn I shouldn't have got so over excited in my last post.

We'll have to wait till midnight

It all seems very unhygienic

I think a rubber undersheet, a packet of wet wipes and half a dozen towels would be required. Also some painkillers for the limb contortion aftermath effects.

I'd rather visit the dentists

Lets face it, threesomes are mainly suggested by men.
It's a legitimate (in their minds) excuse for them to have sex with another woman who isn't their wife or girlfriend.
Plus they get to have sex with 2 women and watch the 2 women get off with each other. Bonus for them. Win win.

I notice WarwickDavi's diagram is the typical

2 women 1 man scenario.

where's the diagram showing the 2 men and 1 woman? Is there one even?

TigerBreadAddict we're on vacation at the moment and I'm afraid it hasn't joined us. I do always feel pretty guilty mocking it but it is childishly good for wearing at inappropriate times, quite an ice breaker too. Correctly positioned of course to get full head up arse effect.

I love that those diagrams are of lithe young folks with perfect dimensions.

The best reason for me to have a threesome would be for one of them to hoik my stomach apron out of the way while I got on with it with the other one, so i can see how it could be rather practical.

Not for me though ...

brick there are pictures of 1 woman and 2 men we just have to wait until tomorrow for them

the reality is that guys generally want the threesome, but get a bit upset when they realise there are lots of chaps out there willing to fuck the female and less far far fewer females willing to fuck him

ha ha yeah, amazing how many men just dont understand how much easier it is for women to get casual sex

all that time oggling free porn sites convinces them that 'hot young bored housewives in your area are begging to fu(k you'

baggysmalls gasping for air here...I bloody love Mumsnet. You lot are so darn funny sometimes. When you're not metaphorically skinning some fool alive and chanting LTB.

I actually do!
Bloody MN won't let me upload more than 6 images a day though... damn I shouldn't have got so over excited in my last post.

Ah, You do have them.
We have to wait till tomorrow

The replies here are making me lol.

I would never have one. To each their own, but I don't like sharing and I think it's kind of ick. I watched a documentary about swingers once. It was gross. A bunch of big fat bald guys with beer bellies walking around. I just imagined the rooms to smell and sheets to be disgusting at the end of the night.

We have to wait till tomorrow wink

The Daily Mail "writers" can't wait that long!

3some or MN. See ya ladies :)

Don't worry I'll be here at 11:59 huddled over my diagrams in the dark waiting for the moment I can post them!

Unless I fall asleep at 9:30 on the sofa with my pack of biscuits

I did when younger. It was fun. Wouldn't now, but I think that's because I'm old and fat

Give me my 20 year old body again and I'd be in there.

@LoupGarou. PLEASE can we have a pic of the weasel scarf? I have never needed to see anything so much!