To not really get why folk have threesomes

[PetallyTyrants]

It just seems like a lot of work

I'd rather Mumsnet.

Am I right or am I missing out?

Not for me thanks. Did get offered once. I left them to it. They obviously were into them as they seemed quite disappointed when I declined.

I lost my virginity at a three some. It was bloody great

Or you could end up like Julie Walters, Madwomans...

No, I've never fancied it. Especially not now that I'm married, I couldn't bear to see DH with someone else.

I don't share well.

I couldn't now, I'd get far too jealous, I had a couple with people i didn't love and it was ok, but not so great that I'd want to go through the emotional side of DH touching someone else. I know DH has had at least one, long before we started going out, and that he got bored half way through, so i know he wouldn't be that into it either.

I lost my virginity at a three some. It was bloody great

Talk about running before you can walk!

I can't see the point now, when its quite common, internet-wise, to see a lot of genitals.

I can see the point when I was at uni, and hardly ever saw any genitals apart from current beaux, and certainly not in flagrante

then? mmmmm hot....

Nearly had one once but one of the blokes had second thoughts and bolted

Couldn't be arsed these days and have DBoyfriend and not interested in even looking twice at anyone else.

Oh, yes, the squelching - gross!

In fact there'd probably a lot of noise: grunting and fake moaning and I'd be lay there thinking "get a move on, chaps. I want to check Active Convos"

Nah, I like to focus on one thing at once, I think another person would be annoying, their moaning/granting/grunting/whatever would really break the moment for me.

A friend was in a regular threesome with her DH, then the other two had a go without her and chaos ensued. It was sad for all of them.

how all 3 keep busy at once
I imagine a lot of chain activity.

E.g.
Girl 1 on back, Girl 2 oral on Girl 1, Man 1 doggy-styling Girl 2.
Girl 1 sitting on Man 1's face, Girl 2 on his penis. This offers opportunity for Girl 1 and Girl 2 to interact.

not that I've ever fantasised about this

Get a move on, chaps, I want to check active convos

I'm not a multitasker so would struggle doing it two others at once. I always assume I'd get a bit cold and bored too.

I'd agree to a threesome. If I could keep my slippers on and have a cup of tea while the other 2 got on with it.

Never having done that I wonder if there would be an undignified rush for the shower afterwards? With my luck the other two would win the race and by my turn the hot water would be finished.

Not that anyone cares but I've had a one some and now MN!! best of both worlds

twice the fun!

A book and and a plate of chips, ta. People are just too demanding. All that breathing and expecting not to be ignored and shit. Urgh.

I think it would also remind me too much of the horrific weasel scarf I have and would just give me the giggles.
The scarf was made for me as a thank you present by someone with learning disabilities as a first attempt at fur scarf making (we live in l US where its quite common), but the chap used two weasel skins as he said one wouldn't be long enough for a nice scarf.
The problem was he stuffed ones head up the others arse and sewed them together, so it was this awful human centipede-esque six legged mutant weasel scarf . I wear it a lot, it attracts quite a bit of attention and I'm vegetarian and not keen on fur but the smile on the chaps face every time I wear it is worth it.