To think if you're having guests, the bath shouldn't be left like this??

[amerrie]

Has the OP already said whether s/he's using their wifi? Just out if interest.

Because that would be terribly akward...

OP, rinse it off. It's not that bad...

The OP isn't coming back to have her face metaphorically punched in. Don't be daft.

this is why I dont have guests

I can’t really see anything on that picture. What am i supposed to be angsting about!?

picitish

But I want to know if she's using their wifi!!!

@amerrie
Are you using their wifi...?

this is why I dont have guests

This is why we lock ours in the cellar... (yes, I'm kidding...)

This thread has amused me immensely. Thank you op!

I can't decide which is my favourite bit - the poems or the name change.

On another subject, I pulled a massive slimy hairball out of my bath hole the other day..boak.

No wonder the water was taking an age to go down

On another subject, I pulled a massive slimy hairball out of my bath hole the other day

For some weird reason I used to love doing that when I was a child. :-0

Not sure why, tbh...

An imperfect bath can be an accidental oversight - you posting offensive pics about your hosts is deliberate.

OP is not coming back, having been overcome by some horrible disease associated with squalid conditions.
That'll learn her not to use the bath when she's only been invited round for coffee in the first place.

In all seriousness, it looks like someone has cleaned the bath, and then a bit of dist has settled in it post cleaning, or maybe they rinsed the cleaning cloth out in it. If that is the dirtiest part of your host's home, then they are very tidy people.

Is the mantelpiece dusty as well?

How about the lawn? Completely free of weeds?

If not, tell them to go fuck themselves for being such shitty hosts.

Brilliant thread. Thanks for the laugh OP. More dirt than that blows into my bath just from having the window open.

@AnnieAnoniMouse - if your bath is enamel try Toilet Duck. I had great success using it on a scaled up bath in my grotty bedsit days. I poured a full bottle all around the rim so there was a curtain of TD all around. Left it for 24 hours then scrubbed it with a plastic scourer. I also poured it all over the taps and they came up a treat but you should probably check what your fittings are made of before trying that.

A side effect was that the whole tiny grotty place smelled clean and fresh for about two weeks

Several pages in I'm still laughing at the poster asking if the op was just around for coffee.

Just imagining the confusion of a host as the op soaks in the bath as her coffee goes cold.

If you were my guest and you mentioned this I'd ask you if you wanted that stick removed from up your backside or preferably inserted even further.

I mean really, that's just general specks of stuff isn't it? Could've been a fly or anything. I was expecting actual filth.

Sorry OP but you seem very stuck-up!

OP are you my ex friend?

She used to come and stay at our house and walk round the guest room wearing a white glove and checking for dust on top of wardrobes and behind chests of drawers.

There's a reason she's my ex-friend.

Bit harsh to the op surely. Op have you tried enviromental health, they'll probably need to come and assess the situation. I hope you get through this terrible ordeal

Op you have lost at life.

Be grateful, that's clean. My bath however is used to clean the horses rugs :)

1horatio Whaaaaat so did I!!!!!

Also OP you'd have a bloody heart attack if you saw my bath! DS has to have this gross moisturising stuff in his baths for eczema and it leaves all his toys and the bath all slimy and I probably should clean it more often......

1horatio Whaaaaat so did I!!!!!

Well, at least we're not the only ones...?

MIL, is that you?

What kind of person is it who accepts hospitality and then bitches about its quality on a forum? I will leave out the adjectives and just say someone with not enough to occupy their time. Tell me - did they have the temerity to ask you to use a toilet they had actually put their own bare arses on? Reason totters at their impertinence.....

OP firstly, I think you need to get a life. And secondly, I want to know if you're my friend, so I can be sure to never invite you to my house. Ever.