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Neighbours shagging in their hot tub at 5am this morning

294 replies

SmallVera · 06/03/2017 11:20

And the bastards regularly have loud parties in that festering chlamydia soup with their mates until the early hours at least twice a week.

They're keeping me awake and waking up the DC and I'm fed up with it.

They are really brash and vulgar and alas I am an anxious type and not brave enough to confront them.

But what can I do?!

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derbyfacepainting · 07/03/2017 18:55

Also a garden is a private space, however if children can clearly see what is happening, ie simply by looking out their window or by going into their own garden then it becomes a public space. If you wish to use their garden for shagging in then they must make sure that they make it more private.

TSSDNCOP · 07/03/2017 19:11

They'll be dead soon; outside, dripping wet at 5am in March without vests I imagine too.

Dob them in OP. I'd do that to anyone, doing anything at 5am that woke me up.

Lulu49 · 07/03/2017 19:12

Video them and show it to them! Although 5 am should be safe to shag in yr hot tub, everyone else hopefully sleeping lol.

I had a bf who wouldn't shag in the garden cos of the neighbours bearing in mind garden was very private, it was 2 am and I promised to be very quiet lol.

mummylove2monsters · 07/03/2017 19:14

Phone the police and report a disturbance out there - say the woman sounds distressed lol

MorelloKisses · 07/03/2017 19:21

Someone suggested some fish from the amazon that whoosh up the urethra. Momentarily I was puzzled if they were available on prime,then I realised not that amazon.

Grin
jessebuni · 07/03/2017 19:27

Me personally I'd take photo or video evidence then put a copy through their door politely requesting they keep the noise down and have their...activities in somewhat less full view of your house. If after that it continues take photos again and make a complaint at your local council as you have children and having loud sex where it can wake your child and be seen by your child is not OK.

susurration · 07/03/2017 19:34

They sound exactly like the people who used to live next to us. If it is them, then I am sorry for you! They were bloody awful neighbours.

The only way we managed to get them to stop in the end was one mad night when I lost my shit and banged on their front door, which they didn't hear, so I grabbed a dining room chair and appeared over the garden fence. They shut up quite quickly after that and moved out about eight weeks later anyway. Perhaps it was because they thought they should get away from the crazy woman next door who appeared peering over the fence, shrieking like a banshee at midnight on a wednesday, but I don't care as long as they are gone!

avamiah · 07/03/2017 19:39

There is nothing you can do up to midnight , but after that on a week night when your children go to school and your up for work is not on.
Simply call the police OP, they will deal with it.
It's anti social behaviour.

avamiah · 07/03/2017 19:39

There is nothing you can do up to midnight , but after that on a week night when your children go to school and your up for work is not on.
Simply call the police OP, they will deal with it.
It's anti social behaviour.

Chrissy1982 · 07/03/2017 19:48

5 o'clock in the morning? In Winter? Makes you proud to be British.

billabye · 07/03/2017 19:51

Someone suggested some fish from the amazon that whoosh up the urethra. Momentarily I was puzzled if they were available on prime,then I realised not that amazon.
GrinGrinGrinGrin

MrsSchadenfreude · 07/03/2017 19:56

Or those snails in stagnant water in Africa that crawl up the bum hole.

{grin]

NameChanger22 · 07/03/2017 20:17

There was once a poo in our hotel pool. If you want to clear a pool or a hot tub, it's a dead cert.

SmallVera · 07/03/2017 20:21

The stagnant water snails would love the hot tub, it's still got Sunday night's jizz broth in it.

all was quiet last night at least

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Alice212 · 07/03/2017 20:23

Ugh

Anyway I wrote this before I saw your update - the first line was too good to resist, sorry.

Neighbours shagging in an open tub
Sex noise screeching in your ears
Unclean bubbles being used by all folk
Amid lots of rowdy cheers

Everybody knows a hot tub and some
fairy liquid will make the morning bright
OP and co with a rage rarely known
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

leighb23 · 07/03/2017 20:24

Hmm. I know you'll all hate me.... but this isn't the arseholes house, therefore it's probably not their hot tub. So everyone condoning washing up liquid/wash powder or anything that will foam up, think about if you'd paid a minimum of a few hundred quid for an inflatable hot tub and THOUSANDS for a wooden permanent one, only to have an ARSEHOLE neighbour fucking ruin it?? Even though the reasoning behind it is admirable, I really feel for the owners of the house!

NorksAreMessy · 07/03/2017 20:26

"How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen "

incredibule · 07/03/2017 20:28

I think the swinging bollocks alone qualify this as a MN Classic.

SmallVera · 07/03/2017 20:28

GrinAlice

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TheOriginalChatelaine · 07/03/2017 20:29

Op give the environmental health depth of your district council a ring and explain the impact this activity is having on your right to the quite enjoyment of your home, disturbed sleep etc. EH will investigate noise complaints so keep a diary. They can also contact the owners/ landlord who are legally responsible for the compliance of their tenants

Alice212 · 07/03/2017 20:30

I'm not condoning it
Btw just realised "soap" would scan better than " liquid"

Not sure I remember the song correctly.

I am so put off pools and hot tubs right now.

Alidoll · 07/03/2017 20:40

Is your house owned or rented OP? Reason I ask, if it's owned I think you now have to disclose any reports to police etc to potential buyers if you plan to sell. Could be an issue explaining the shenanigans next door.

We had shit neighbours move in next to us (semi detached house)

First weekend they had a party that started at 3am so went round and politely asked if they could turn down the music. They apologised, said it wouldn't happen again (till the next weekend). Continued for several weeks to the point we slept in the hallway at the top of the stairs as they then started to become abusive when we asked them to turn it down (granted, it was shouted through the wall rather than going to the door as they refused to answer that after the 3rd week). They had the music on full, had screaming matches and regular fights with items smashed against our bedroom wall on a regular occurrence when the parties occurred (unless vertical Turkish plate throwing was a party trick?).

We moved (had been planning to move anyway as we were planning on having a family and wanted a bigger house and garden but this cemented the deal). We did a part exchange for a larger house so didn't have to mention the neighbours thankfully - though did feel sorry for the young family that move in after us.

Our revenge was Metallica at full blast (speakers turned to their bedroom wall) at 6am the last day we had the keys. We'd warned all the other neighbours in the street what we were going to do so none of them phoned the police. We went out for an hour or so (to the new house) and left it on loop.

Also let our dog do a massive crap on their front lawn as his leaving present - as one of their kids poked him through the fence with a stick drawing blood which meant we couldn't let him out in the garden in case they claimed he'd attempted to bite their kid - something he would never have done but they were being spiteful by that point. Kid regularly pissed against the fence (single slat design) and threw stones and other rubbish into our garden (as did the dad with his fag and joint ends as yes, they also seemed to partake in that particular weed as well on a regular basis from what I could count from the ends on our patio next to the back garden.

The lad was about 8, they had 2 more kids and would leave all of them in house while they went to the pub till chuck out time and then stagger back to begin their house party till 6am on a Saturday morning. We didn't know that till one of their "guests" told my husband that "my fuckin pals kids can sleep through the music when we get back from the pub so so the fuck should you".

My one regret to this day is not reporting them for leaving those kids home alone as the youngest seemed to be under 2, oldest 8 or 9 at most.

If it's rented though I'd have reported it to the police as well as the letting agent. Will now never use any hot tub if one is installed in any property I ever visit....bleughhhh, just...yuck!

Bunkai · 07/03/2017 20:44

swinging bollocks Grin Perfect opportunity to invest in one of these little beauties...

Neighbours shagging in their hot tub at 5am this morning
DevelopingDetritus · 07/03/2017 20:56

leighb23 I think the filters have been well and truly clogged/ruined already with you know what! It'll need fumigating. Vom.

Jeanneweany · 07/03/2017 21:01

Did you not post this a couple of weeks ago?

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