Ungrateful Friend

[Treaclex]

Hi all so as the title says AIBU to think my friend is an ungrateful witch ? Said friend is always up for a laugh and a joke but she appears to have got the right arse about the birthday present I sent her

I am in no way shape or form switching my name to Rebel I have no need. Calling her a witch we call each other way worse and as previously said it's a form of endearment. I didn't think oh I can't be bothered so this shit'll do I thought back and our conversation on her telling me about them and being intrigued I thought it was a good idea and I was going to surprise her later in the year instead she will be surprised later delivery is expected between 6pm and 10pm. I'm sure our friendship will not demise because of this thread.

I'm not sure I can hold out until between 6-10pm we know it's gonna arrive at 9:55pm to find out if Rebel really is your friend!

Also I get the witch thing - I have a fab group of friends & we use varying insults as terms of endearment

NotLady Unfortunately it was the quickest delivery I could get and that alone wasn't cheap

Why didn't you just pm rebel and see if she was your friend - sounds like it would have been cheaper

Where's the fun in that scootin?

Don't know how you pm on here ? Also my friend will be at work till 4pm ish and I'm currently sat at the Drs with my son

This will help string the thread along.

Steamed all night,been at work most of the day. Cleared the air with Treacle by text,and then we joined forces because of a crisis with another friend. Just got my parcel,a beautiful,cozy,mermaid tail blanket which i love.

Next time just bloody ask me!

So you really are the friend Rebel??

Lady yeah. Actually messaged Treacle this morning and had a conversation rather than faffing about on here.

Rebel, sounds like the OP is a bit of a drama llama and a glitter shit stirrer. I suggest you read up on some threads about shittiest gifts received around holidays to inspire you when you go shopping for her birthday gift :-)

Nope not a drama llama nor glitter shit stirrer. As Rebel has said we've spoken so done and dusted then got scolded for her new gift although I know she loves it. As for my birthday I don't expect anything

I see the thread has progressed somewhat, but what a fab present, I would love a glittery poo. I have been known to eat tons of peas fresh from the pod to have green poo

Oh a happy ending, I'm glad for you guys.

Glad you worked things out

What a crappy gift 👍🏻

Nothing else to add except your birthday is the same as mine.

Maybe I'll buy sparkly shit for someone? I'd have to take their word for it that it worked, though...

Glitter poo capsules? How fancy!

What a load of shit..literally

dontbesillyhenry you need some sparkle in your life ? Rebel has some spare capsules