Ungrateful Friend

[Treaclex]

Hi all so as the title says AIBU to think my friend is an ungrateful witch ? Said friend is always up for a laugh and a joke but she appears to have got the right arse about the birthday present I sent her

Priceless!

That only proves rebel has a box of glitter poo pills, not that the op gave them.

I know, Purple. It's just lighthearted fun!

Oh blimey, OP

Oh I'm always up for lighthearted fun, but as a science geek I like to point out limitations in evidence.

Erm .... So.... Is it really you!?

Btw the "gift" was what it was ..shitty,funny,quirky whatever. We've moved on from it weeks ago. What I'm really annoyed about is this thread and Treaclex not talking to me instead.

I'm missing the point a bit, but those of you who say you don't examine the paper after you've wiped, how do you know if you're...er...properly clean?

How can you wipe and not look at the paper? How do you know when to stop??

Brilliant!

Shameless place mark....

is this for real?

I love the sound of glittery shit! An ace jokey present. Sounds like OP thinks a lot of you Rebel, hope you can speak properly in RL and get it sorted

Now if only they could invent pellets that make your poo smell of roses..:)

Right we will all know tomorrow if Rebel is who she says she is as I've just ordered her a gift to arrive tomorrow evening.

Or you could just call your friend now and if she and Rebel are the same person she'll let you know and you can talk it out. You don't have to come back on here and confirm it, but if I was Rebel I'd appreciating you calling me if I had found a thread you wrote about me.

Either this is a very elaborate wind up and OP is just name changing to be rebel or this is a glorious thread

Well, the OP only joined/name changed a few days ago....

I think everyone knows it's not real, don't they?!

I'd like to live in a world where it is real

1: GUTTED that after 5 fucking pages there's NO link to tell me where I can purchase these glorious gifts. I want to give to at least 2 friends, DH, DD, several work colleagues and also ingest secretly myself. Can there be a link, please? And how expensive are they????

2: GULP... it's a domestic

3: pregnantat50 my shit already does.

IMissGrannyW, they're not edible, there just non toxic.

They don't always go through the person, so they don't always have glittery poo.

The capsules that are the medicine type ones, have usually been filled by hand.

I hate joke presents, though, we're generally just adding to landfills, with this stuff.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/142224735332

Hope that's worked