It's not even lunchtime but so far...
The car window has been open all night so now soaked.
I dropped an egg and managed to cover not just the floor but an entire stack of clean dry towels I hadn't put away.
Next doors cat has just shat on my wall because the ground is frozen.
I'm going back to bed, I'm skipping today.
Apart from the unmentionable what's spoiled your mood today?