What's knocked your duck off today? (No Trump or Brexit crying allowed)

[legotits]

It's not even lunchtime but so far...

The car window has been open all night so now soaked.

I dropped an egg and managed to cover not just the floor but an entire stack of clean dry towels I hadn't put away.

Next doors cat has just shat on my wall because the ground is frozen.

I'm going back to bed, I'm skipping today.

Apart from the unmentionable what's spoiled your mood today?

Well...
My 1 1/2 year old has suddenly turned into a Tasmanian devil this last few days, he's such a handful screaming tantrums every ( mins about anything and everything.

Also Someone's been in my car last night, I just realised when I was driving off this lunchtime, sweets and wrappers chucked about, rubber liner things ripped out and chucked on the floor, sat nav stolen and badge ripped off! I've only lived here 2 months and don't even like it yet anyway.

Being what feels like 1000 years pregnant

Baby not showing any signs of coming

It being my birthday and not being able to drink

First world problems indeed

A project I've been working on for months, and utterly crazy with for the last couple of weeks (14 hour days with only time for a singular brew). Well, today I reached the point of award. Very happy and excited with myself. Letter of award signed here before issuing to the winner.

The fuckers cancelled it at the last minute, to be moved to 2018 budget. Which means I'll have to do it all again this time next year.

OldGirl dog is limping. She's probably just wrestled with YoungGirl too roughly. But tomorrow we're doing a charity mountain hike to raise money for the shelter we adopted her from and I'm not sure she'll manage it. If it was next week she'd be fine (she's a tough old bird)

North Yorkshire Bunny. Today the sun is shining but it's still bloody freezing and I'm down to my last tablespoon of coal.

Losing out on yet another bloody rental I could afford. I am 53, homeless since leaving my husband of 27 years and have fuck all to show for it. ExH has even managed to convince the kids I am unstable so they are keeping their distance. I am pigging sick of life right now, I mean just what is the point.

Zak bloody hell I'm in New England and it hasn't even snowed here yet!

Sweden here. Foot of snow fell yesterday