to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

I am now worried about myself - I find myself thinking that I never want to see a naked man again, Ever.

I need a basket of kittens, stat.

My dh does the helicopter for my amusement, usually when he is doing the housework.
I love being a sahm

Mine likes to hide round the door and knock his knob on it, he's also Bern known to sneak up behind me whilst I'm watching tele and slap me round the head with it
I've had my own fun with it tho, he is uncircumcised, so I find it hilarious to pull the skin forwards so it all crinkles up, then I make oinking noises 😂

Helicopter or meat spin!

It's not something I've been shown more than twice.

I thought this was something just for the showers in the Rugby club when messing about. I didn't know that some people think it's a turn on for women?

Now helicoptering doesn't sound so fun.

My sister and I call it the Willicopter!

My dp does this especially if he's after something

Brother (2 years older) and his friends used to do it in front of me . Very mature . NEVER and I'd have run a mile considering my induction as a teenager.

Definitely normal.

My dh kind of does this. Often after a shower, takes his towel off and does a willy waving shimmy dance. He's in his 50s!

The first time I saw a helicopter...

Well it was on the bus going home from school, there was a flasher in the flats by the bus stop, he used to helicopter in his window at passing buses of school kids.

Apparently he did this when it was a bus full from the girls' schools and his partner flashed at the bus when it was kids from the boys' schools.

The bus stopped, everyone dived over to the side of the bus nearest the window, then someone realised Sr Mary Domonic was on the bus.

A 'special' assembly was called the following day to ask a) how many people had seen it and b) why no one had reported it.

1DAD what on earth were you searching for to stumble across a zombie thread on swinging willies?!

Heard of it, yes.

But DH has never shown me (doesn't mean he doesn't do it, i have to ask him). Hut if I had a penis I'd do that as well, tbh.

My mans is too small to shake in a circle like a helecopter.

DH does this, normally after a shower. It's not an attempt to turn me on, more for a laugh because he can!

I feel positively deprived, never having been shown the helicopter or any of the others!!

What a weird thing to have been googling for, 1DAD.

Not that normal and not particularly nice. It's at the root of the battle of the sexes. Men think their genitalia are the mutts nuts, quite literally, and womankind should count themselves lucky to get anywhere near their equipment, you rarely see ladies parading their vadges like that!

I do that to DH sometimes

Does he actually rake off like a real helicopter?
Cos THAT would be impressive!

you rarely see ladies parading their vadges like that!

Hell, if I could helicopter my vaj, you can bet I'd be parading it like that!

Oh yes, the helicopter. Unfortunately a few of my exe's have always started with the helicopter and tend to finish by whacking me round the head with it!!! Not in a nasty way lmao

Yes my man does the ol' helicopter dick now and then after a shower for a laugh, I do naked twerking after a shower - childish things entertain us but we're not doing it to be sexy lol 😂

My exbf had a lovely cock and swung it all the time for me

My ex husband used to do it but after seeing it once it became boring.
He also thought it was hilarious to slap my head with it....YAWN!