to think cock swinging isn't normal?

[laureywilliams]

My new man swings his cock around in a circle.

Actual cock swinging. Not metaphorical.

He says all men do this to show off to their girlfriends. I've never seen anything like it.(admittedly my experience is somewhat limited)

I don't mind, its funny, if a little strange. I just want to know if its normal.

DH sort of thrusts his hips side to side so his penis makes a slapping noise on his thighs. He thinks it's hilarious.

I've not encountered other men doing it?

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Mulva

Went to see Little Britain live on stage a few years ago. David Walliams pulled a Mulva.

Dh hasn't, but a previous bf enjoyed a helicopter now and again.

It's called the "grow the fuck up" move in our house. Clearly, I have no sense of humour though.

It's called the "grow the fuck up" move in our house. Clearly, I have no sense of humour though.

You said it

Yep.
Tis a bit of harmless fun

I have never experienced this live, as my DH is the shy and modest type. My BIL frequently used his knackers to do a Groucho Marx impersonation, though.

You should watch "Puppetry of the Penis" together and show him that his attempts to entertain you with his lil fella are amateur at best.... (it's a thing, I promise you)

My DH will occasionally do "the helicopter" and thinks it's hilarious.....would have thought that in 26 years of being the proud owner of a penis the novelty would have worn off by now, but apparently not

I have a great sense of humour but agree with Kate.

DH does this occasionally for a giggle. We have a 3 year old DS and DS2 due imminently so I can imagine some mini helicopters emerging in the not too distant future.

My DH also likes to bounce it musically but his party trick is to stroll out of the bathroom into the bedroom with his towel hanging over it and then bounce it up and down. It's certainly not sexy but has always made me laugh....

There's a fair bit of cocktail swinging in Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents - usually by boys in their late teens and early twenties and usually in public. I have to say that I'd be mortified if I found out my ds was helicoptering in public and he would indeed be told to grow the fuck up. What he does in the privacy of his own room/ house with his chosen partner is down to him though.

cock swinging I mean! Although cocktails too no doubt.

This sounds hilarious!!!!!

I have heard of it, but never seen it in real life :P

I'd say normal if the swing is clockwise and verging on the deviant if anti-clockwise.

But not quite as deviant as penis fencing - unless you're a worm, in which case, also normal.

www.azula.com/meet-penis-fencing-flatworm/

He could also make it "dance" to the beat of music. Odd man.

Oh dear god, this has brought back a repressed memory

Ex lying in bed with a hardon listening to music and making it twitch around his stomach to the beat. With a smirk. He did that often.

It was not one of the reasons we ended. But I never found as much joy in it as he did

I'm on a promise tonight... of a 'squashed rat' against the door of the shower :-) thanks whoever suggested that!

mine thinks it's the cutting edge of comedy to pass me a towel after a shower using his as a towel rail, usually with "a towel, m'am"

These are the funniest turn offs I've ever encountered.

My ex called in the windmill lol

It I meant!!!!

My dh does and is more than old enough to know better

He also writes messages for me in the steam in the shower ( with his penis) usually as I'm brushing my teeth. Don't know how I keep my hands off of him.

Erm no dh has never done this