to tell DD to fuck off and leave me the hell alone?

[SaggyBaggyPuss]

I smoke in the garden in the evenings filthy bastard that I am and now DD smokes too she keeps following me out there to talk at me . She has just given me a lengthy run down on some make up endorsed by the bloody Kardashians wondering if she should buy some and then had a rant about how crap it probably was .

My evening smoke-s- are my ME time (4 DC). Time to think things over and have pretend conversations in my head with people who have pissed me off, or fantasise about actually having a life. I try to 'hmmm' and 'OK' at appropriate times to pretend I'm listening to her which she has now caught onto but she still won't bugger off.

She's 19 btw.

AIBU to tell her to go out for a fag at different times to me (she won't because she's scared of the bats flying around) or ban her from smoking at all in the garden?

Hovebanff haha just seen how old this thread is 😂 I went down a Mumsnet rabbit hole, looking for a thread and got lost.

Still want a fag though!

Bloody hell. Do you even like her at all? People's kids die. I know people who'd love their 19yo to waffle about the kardashians at them.

Go for a walk OP when you go for your ciggie, to get a bit of 'me time.' Healthy and good for you, and it will slightly cancel out the foul and unhealthy habit that is smoking.

Ummm .... zombie thread ..... as already pointed out by a couple of us

And zombie reviver pic attached

Ooops!!

Shit.