to tell DD to fuck off and leave me the hell alone?

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I smoke in the garden in the evenings filthy bastard that I am and now DD smokes too she keeps following me out there to talk at me . She has just given me a lengthy run down on some make up endorsed by the bloody Kardashians wondering if she should buy some and then had a rant about how crap it probably was .

My evening smoke-s- are my ME time (4 DC). Time to think things over and have pretend conversations in my head with people who have pissed me off, or fantasise about actually having a life. I try to 'hmmm' and 'OK' at appropriate times to pretend I'm listening to her which she has now caught onto but she still won't bugger off.

She's 19 btw.

AIBU to tell her to go out for a fag at different times to me (she won't because she's scared of the bats flying around) or ban her from smoking at all in the garden?

We've all got too die of something.

YANBU smoking is akin too killing puppies on mn.

It's very much down to genetics ultimately. Statistics only show general trends.

ooh I think I'll stop smoking right now Where your judgyness and moral superiority have changed my view on life completely! FYI the only people in my family to die from/suffer from cancer, heart disease and other major health problems were all non smokers, so you can stick that in your pipe and glare disapprovingly at it!

On the plus side - lots of taxes paid in and less to pay out in pensions. So every cloud etc...

ayeokthen

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Smoke less drink more is what we are learning today

Ayeokthen - can I have one?

Derek You can't do either at the mo tho

I have no words. I don't know why I'm typing this. I better stop

user1474638369 🚬🚬🚬 feel free (they're little fag emojis for anyone on a computer) Tired

Smoking rates have more than halved since 1974 and continue to decrease.

Obesity is the new smoking when it comes to how much it's costing the NHS and how much it's likely to cost in the future.

The difference is, obesity doesn't come with a huge amount of tax like tobacco does.

I think we'll all be fucked when the last smoker stubs their cigarettes out for good.

Friday night on MN.

A rare treat.

(Sparks one up and fondly recalls the Marlboro Man)

LOL

I preferred the bumsex. These days it's just fucking crazee.

Which one? There were several weren't there?

I don't really like bumsex. Like doing a poo in reverse.

Yeah, the sex topic put paid to that

I can stop pretending to be outraged 'cos I have the sex topic hidden

user1474638369 any or all of them I'm just waiting for the statistics on bum sex being hazardous to your health personally I'd rather gouge out my own eyes, but each to their own and all that.

Ayeokthen - I'm sure they're all waiting for you. Thanks for the fags :)

I'm still giggling about smoking being as bad as heroin or playing in the traffic. Of course smokers know that smoking is bad for them. But it's really not as bad as shooting up some dodgy smack through a collapsed vein in the back of your knee, or dancing in the middle of the M25 on a Monday morning. Sheesh.

No it's not.

"My nan and I used to share a fag by the kitchen window"

That's brought back teenage memories of hopping on the train to go stay the night with my nan (after falling out with my parents - it happened frequently) and us both smoking 🚬 her menthol Consulates, usually while watching a Jimmy Cagney film on the telly. Happy Days.

(Relax, Health Police. I haven't smoked for at least 22 years.)