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To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 19:56

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

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UmbongoUnchained · 08/09/2016 21:11

Oh im a bit late to the party today! Missed anything juicy?!

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 21:12

My kids have their own personal tub (supervised so that they don't eat too much in one go!) But if it's sharing ice cream, then BOWL please!!

DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 21:12

No can do xmas wish I had lardy cake. Or any cake for that matter.

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 21:13

Oh, just the usual umbongo !!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 08/09/2016 21:14

Oh my god. Have not read any other posts as was desperately hunting you down.

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 21:14

It got quite dramatic, Umbongo. Not like our threads at all.

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 21:16
VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 21:17

I am mistress of the understatement better!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 08/09/2016 21:18

Where is AGL? Confused

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 21:18

Dd was looking for her special bath bubbly lotion thingy. I pleaded don't know because I used it sort of accidentally. I will now have to drive to bloody Truro to buy her some more.tomorrow
I am guilty as charged !!

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Poppypooch · 08/09/2016 21:19

Cream cake anyone, does that make up for being a sinner and eating butter on my scon

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 21:20

Jess you were on smut I saw you do not deny it

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DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 21:20

Christ portia does it need to be Truro? That's a bit of a trek for smelling (or are you living out a real life Poldark scene?)

Xmasfairy86 · 08/09/2016 21:21

Last seen AGL was trying to stay awake. He may be 💤💤💤

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 21:21

Thanks poppy dont mind if I do

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DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 21:21

poppy I'm not sure there is anything that can make up for the butter/scone fiasco.

UmbongoUnchained · 08/09/2016 21:22

Oh I see Grin

I had a cream tea today in honour of you all. I had 3

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 21:23

Butter on scons My Gran would take the vapours

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Poppypooch · 08/09/2016 21:24

Oops portia I did that once with dd shampoo but I used it on the dog, never heard the end of it it was a genuine mistake I mean how was I to know she used horse shampoo on her hair hhmmp

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 21:24

Umbongo you are eating for 2 you're excused

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Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 21:24

Poppy, that looks wonderful! But I have no real cake!

UmbongoUnchained · 08/09/2016 21:24

I have butter, cream, jam, cream, jam...

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 21:25

See Poppy - jam first. The picture says it, so it must be true.

Truro is full of unpronounceable street names. Just saying.

Poppypooch · 08/09/2016 21:26

I could tip my scon upside down then the jam would be on first, would that work

PrettyBlueDressForTheXmasBall · 08/09/2016 21:27

Your area is beautiful portia

doofus I think you got a bit over friendly, a little but too soon. Grin

poppy I have eaten scones with butter and jam. it is a thing in these parts