To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Aidy is intimately acquainted with my inner soul

Hmm... Better be the reason.

See what I did there?

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In had to reset my password to change

Thought I'd seen him somewhere

Jess You got the last two posts! Success at last!

As per rhyme

Can I join please? I appear to have missed 14 threads though so have no idea what's going on

Ah a Cornish girl, you are most welcome.

Thank you!

Wasson then? What have I missed?

We dont know whats going on either doofus but who cares we chat nonsense Aidan Turner is mine and are you a south or a north. Im a lizard

Is xmas a NC?

You see, Portia - your lifeboat poem is bringing in new members! Welcome Doofus! Where do you (and Poppy) stand on the great scone debate? Scon or scohn? Cream first or jam?

Xmas is CC in new guise.

Scon jam first

We need new RNLI members anyone offering???

Oh!!! I missed a lot of the last thread.

I'd NC but I like my NN.

Stop it stop the bloody name changing my brain cannot take it!

Scon and jam. I'm south, classed as Roseland but only just

You're good to have Aidan, far too short in real life for me!

I'm in portia what do I need to do?

Yes, your NN is funny, Being and that's as good as pretty.

He's not short I can verify that! Im near Helston and close to THAT theatre

Hang on doofus I'll find some info for you.

Oh good, another scon supporter! Well done, Doofus! hear that, Vanilla?
And I'll let you off with the jam first because you are Cornish.

What Aidy lacks in length, he makes up for in enthusiasm.

And thank you Better. I was quite pleased when I thought of it. It's not as good as the play on words ones but everyone can relate to it.