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To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 19:56

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too
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DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:42

I can verify that he's too short for me Grin it is also very weird when he speaks off camera...didn't know he was Irish before I met him and I'm sure the look in my face spoke a thousand words!

Your area is beautiful portia

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 20:43

How do you incline in the Great Scone Debate, Poppy? Scon or scohn? Cream first or jam? Whichever you say will immediately alienate half of us, so you can just be honest!

DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:43

Hang on, that can be misconstrued Confused the area in which you live is beautiful portia.

Poppypooch · 08/09/2016 20:45

I'm a butter and jam scon person

AverageGayLadAtChristmas · 08/09/2016 20:47
DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:47

Aaarrrggghhh BUTTER? BUTTER? What kind of hell is that?! [shocked]

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:49

rnli.org/aboutus/aboutthernli/Pages/about-the-rnli.aspx
There you are doofus RNLI info
Yes Aidan has a lovely accent and is a very nice guy.
He texts his Mum every day..
Its nice down here but we get a lot of spring tides and our beach wasg washec away a couple of years ago.

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 08/09/2016 20:50

Why would you have bitter when you could have gallons of cream? Hmm

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 08/09/2016 20:50

*butter

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:51

Who on earth puts bloidy butter on scons
Heathens!!

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:52

My keypad doesnt type the right letters

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Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 20:53

Another scon! Oh, this is going well! We're soon going to be a scon thread! sorry Founder Grin
Not that we descriminate in any way against the scohns. apart from telling them they are wrong

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 20:53

SC-ohhhhhhhne

Jam first

Hello. I started the very first thread. I would say that all these threads are my fault but the people in here are lovely so they are the success of their own success.

Flowers

Feel the love (I've drunk half a bottle of chardonnay so I'm peeeeeeeswd) 😀😁😂💋❤💙💚💛💜💓💕💖💘💝💞💟👍

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 20:54

Someone else puts butter on as well...

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:54

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VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 20:54

Sc-ohjh-ne

DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:55

Sacrilege I tell you!

Thank you portia, I'll take a look at that. We donate every month but would love to do more.

VanillaSugar · 08/09/2016 20:55

So you want to know something odd?

DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:56

😂😂😂 classy portia

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:56

Clotted cream

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DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:56

OK...I'm listening...

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 20:56

Well, it's all very well for some, Vanilla! You could have given us a Wine too!

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PortiaCastis · 08/09/2016 20:57

Grin its true doofus

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DoofusMcfoofus · 08/09/2016 20:57

Can anyone tell I'm on my own (well, Paul O'Grady is here too)??

Bettercallsaul1 · 08/09/2016 20:58

It was a traumatic day on Thread 14 and we could all do with a Wine.