To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Since these threads started, I have started to eat sc-ohhhhhhhhhhh-nes.

I never really ate sco-oooooh-nes before.

Bloidy hell Vanilla share the Charders please

Sorry I don't like cream unless it's frozen

I drank it all. Sorry. I haven't had a drink since last Saturday.

There's no emoji for white wine. Only red.

Paul O'Grady oh my my
No porn then ??

I've got rattler...Can't handle fancy shit

Oooooh gossip!!!!!!

Ummm no, not quite 😂

Of course Im tee total

Hang on dd is sreeching at me
Doors again

DD has been staying over at BF's for a few days. Apparently BF's sister is going to dump her own BF because he sneaks down in the middle of the night and eats all the food in the fridge. At her parent's house. That's a bit of a problem, isn't it? And he eats icecream straight out of the tub.

The.

Family.
Ice cream.

That's the power of the written word, Vanilla. And autosuggestion.

I always cry watching for the love of dogs happy or sad doesn't matter tears will flow

I'm no skinny minny, but that boy has got serious craving problems.

There is definitely another butter person in here somewhere oh the shame.

Cream. Always cream. And still can't decide how I say it 😂😂

He should buy food to stash in their fridge. That way he's eating his food and not theirs. and buy his own ice cream, pig

I'm viewing it in the same way I viewed OBEM when I was pregnant...puppy due home on Sunday

Eating scones, I mean.

That's terrible about the icecream. Very unhygienic. Mind you, President Bartlett in The West Wing did it so it can't be that bad.

Butter is for bread. Cake or scohnes are for cream. And that is final!

WTF?! He'd be out the 1st time he did that, cheeky fucker! I don't share food well or at all

I think he should take his own midnight feast food and stash it in his case and sit in the loo eating it at 2am.

Hear, hear twat!

After all, he was the Leader of the Western World.

Talk me out of it..... Pleeeease