To start the FIFTEENTH thread that nobody responds too

[PortiaCastis]

A drop of Nelsons blood wouldnt do us any harm
This is thread 15 so no need for alarm
Those lifeboats and guards save us from the sea
We should all thank them as we drink our cup of tea
While they're out there volunteering looking out for you and me

Umbongo You are eating for five!

I think this baby might be like his father

Doofus one cannot get the posh stuff in our village and I can meet someone for lunch in Truro.
Did you know that some years ago I gave a quid to a busker outside wetherspoons in Lemom Quay and he is now famous !

Teacher home visit tomorrow.

I have not prepared enough for this

Damn, thought I'd got away with it 😂😂

Cornwall is full of unpronounceable place names

I bought Cornish strawberries today. I was really confused at first as to why there were no British strawberries. Then I realised there were, but the had the Cornish flag not British one.!!!

Butter in cheese sc-ohhhhh-nes. That's allowed.

I am going to enter GBBO next year.

Was it James Morrison by chance?

I can't get anything in my village either, apart from a bag of horse shit for a quid.

Oh I love cheese scones!

and we'll roll the old chariot along, we'll row...
We used to sing this at choir, with our own words.
I used to finish up with
and a trip to A&E wouldn't do us any harm
cos I was on crutches back then
wanders back off, cos I am in too bad a mood to be sociable

Pretty sure portia banned cheese scon/scoooohhnnees

Cheese in a scon that's sacrilege
GBBO dd calls it great british bunk over can't think what she means

But I do love anything cheese laced and baked

£1 for a bag of horse shit!!!! That's extortion. Up here you can get it for free.

I will eat anything cheese inspired.

It's a bleddy gert sack of shit though tbf. I have a friend with a few horses so I'm sure I could get it free if I ever felt the need.

No it was this guy but he's from somewhere else not Truro

I gave someone an estate car boot full of horse shit once. They were over the moon.

Portia I know the rules of the land stayed that the weather in Cornwall will be totally different from one village to the next but have you got really bad wind? It's howling!!

Do they deliver? thinks of ex husband's address

Hi Annie! That was a brief, but welcome, contribution!

Vanilla!

Oh is that the "you only know your lover when you let her go...and you let her gooooo-ooo-oh-oh" guy?

But doesn't your dastardly ex already live in a sewage island or something, Vanilla?