To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Drinks all round

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Changing the subject completely, is anyone going to see the new Bridget Jones film?

Something stuck in your throat AGL? You need a glass of water for that.

I think a very big group hug is in order

(pushes aside those hellish awkward friendly moments in AA meetings)

I love Bridget. Though I usually read Tolstoy...

Oh yes I liked what CC said but couldnt find it again and totally agree with Vanilla

We are awesome women on the most awesome girls night out EVER with our gay BFF too.

MUCH better, Blue

Oh yes. Jolly good. shakes hands stiffly. Lovely to let you.

Oh bugger that - come here you lot - (((((hug)))))))

I lovesshhhh you. I bleeding loves god you and I'm going to type this without correcting auto correct and see what happens. ....

Bloody he'll. It didn't hange an thing until the end. We'd?

AGL dont worry about what portia said about her phone playing up meaning it must be a man. Gay men are superior to other men I hope I don't get in trouble because that's not very politically correct to say

Here's to us 🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷

jet that is awesome! I'm going to keep that!

Shit. my phone says sorry AGL

Blue I think you should consider a name change, because as already stated, there is nothing inferior about you

Drink anyone?

jet that is beautiful! I've saved it (and I rarely ever save random pics or memes)

Jess you said Your posts are so intelligent, thoughtful and funny,
That does not sound like me! I'm illiterate on here. I blame my phone but still my posts are illiterate. I also didn't think I was a funny person.

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I luffs you all (((((((hugs)))))))

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((group hug)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Well, I care not cos I fluffing luffa you all, and you are all my most bestiest friends and are toadily (toadily?! Burst into tears) fluffing awesome and I love you and want to marry all of you!

(am pissed on Diet Coke and Haribos)

Ooh Haribos i used to like the sours.

Im watching The Edge of Reason. Forgotten how funny it was.

helena. I watched that when it first came out, in the cinema with my best friend and her boyfriend. During the ski-ing scene, she said "I can so imagine you doing that". Really bloody loudly. I shrank down in my seat.

Tangtastics and Diet Coke are an awesome but dentist-unfriendly combination.

I luffs all of you too! You're all welcome to come round whenever well not just yet as the previous tenant is still there but still

AGL. You are the Tom to my Bridget! I luffs you!

Mmm..... Sweets.

I have a ridiculous sweet tooth.

Is the Toad you are missing ToadsJustFellFromTheSky? Just seen her on another thread.

Group hug

And just because

mouse its toadgirl she was always here then just vanished off mn.