To start a TWELFTH thread that nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

See that? A Twelfth. Not the.

Welcome to the twelfth (it DOES look a weird word ) thread that nobody responds to! We're a fun bunch, the most fun on mumsnet!! I cba to list everyone and who they are, but I'm sure newbies will get to know us through our posts A couple of quotes from posters, which will have to do as opposed to me writing a description of everyone:

I'd like the words mysterious, mystical and endowed with supetnatural powers after my name please, AGL. says Bettercallsaul1

MyDressIsInferiorBlue adds:
Get a battery operated rabbit they are less trouble than a man but can still thrust (and always on demand too, unlike a man)

AGL I'd like the words 'hot', 'intellectual' and 'witty' after my name, please. No 'flouncing', 'dunno' or 'Co-Op Boy' (the latter is well and truly over). says ItShouldHaveBeenJess, as well as being quoted telling us:
I'd be happy with a thrust. Just one.

Let the insane posts, photos and pouting begin!

Being will you ask your DF if that sort of thing is illegal, i.e. if I get caught on CCTV?

ExcNtH has not seen his DD for 16.5 years but ironically, her Uni is only 20 mins away from the bastardshouse. The temptation is getting real!!!!

Portia That was terrible, what your ex did. I hope he was prosecuted?

There's workmen outside cutting up all the pavement (right outside my window). Disk cutter and banging.

I've been nice and taken them a cup of tea out, but they're still making noise.

I hope it's worth it in the end, Red. Was your pavement very uneven?

Vanilla my kitten's shit absolutely stinks, would you like me to save them up for you to push through his letterbox and smear over his house and car windows??? And door handles......

--Completely legal.
You won't get into trouble at all.--

for Portia and also new 💄👑👒👗👙👠👡👢👚👜💲for a girls' night out.

Jane Garvey sent Adrian Chiles 💩💩💩 through the post when they split up. She's still on R4!! I love that woman.

Better it wasn't uneven but where our down pipe comes down there's never been anywhere for the water to run away so it's caused a couple of paving slabs to sink a little bit under where we keep our bins between mine and next doors bay windows.

Right, I'm off to take DS1 to the GP. Think the pain he's been having might be a grumbling appendix. Dunno, soon see. This is the third day, thought if it's trapped wind it should've gone by now.

Quick question, if you had to buy a car to fit a toddler and a baby plus all the shit that comes with it and money was no limit what would you buy?

A little Volvo.

You can get Porsche estate cars now, wtf? ??

Morning :)

bettercall - doppelganger - LOL! Must learn more emoticons

Umbongo - A big Volvo - XC60 - DP did lots of research and that's what we got and have never regretted it. Just the one DD here, but also have dog and I don't exactly err on travelling light.....

Bootcamp called off for tomorrow morning...I forsee wine in the evolution of my evening....and DP's turn to get up early whirly with the tot tomorrow. Happy day-after-my-birthday-day to me!

Morning AGL

Can I join? these threads seem to be doing well, I'm obviously missing out

I really want a big pretentious white Land Rover....but I don't think my husband would ever get in it.

polly Welcome! Love the username; can you still buy them?

Polly What's your star sign?

I am discombobulated.

Ex was supposed to be visiting this weekend. While it's always nice to hear he has 'other plans', he wants to switch Saturday for Wednesday (DS's first day at school) because it's a 'special occasion' and he wants to be there.

Honestly not sure how I feel about this

Hi Polly! Welcome! My daughter had an enormous collection of Polly Pockets, which I still have. (Couldn't bear to throw them out - she used to play with them for hours!)

Not sure if you can still buy them! DD used to have a massive collection too I'm sure they're still in the shed somewhere.

I'm a Capricorn

Just checking in, lot of work today. That'll teach me to skive off shopping yesterday.

Better No he was not prosecuted, lets just say dd and I managed to get to Mum's and hd was visited by some male family members.
Vanilla Yes Aidey is fine in more ways than one
Welcome Polly
Hope everyone else is having a superb day.

You can buy them but you need massive pockets now

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