AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

While it's not dirty or smutty, can I just state for the record that those M&S Percy Pig things taste like Plasticine. Ok, I may have crammed in about fifteen at once, but that's not my fault - I have an oral fixation according to Dr Freud.

Not DrSeth - he wouldn't know a thing about oral fixations

I know plenty about oral. But I'm not a dentist.

Glitter If you need me to give you a buzz, can you just let me know what sort of batteries I need to bring with me?

Oh, yes DrSeth - you have two minutes to get there. Can you 'get there' that quickly?

God no. Takes much longer

Well, she's waiting....

But it would appear you're here with me right now. And I'm still 'patiently' awaiting my correctional procedure.

Jess get over go other thread to see a sexy pic

Takes me a while too.

helena. I'm not really into the whole tantric malarkey, though. How does that work? Do you have to have a range of beverages and snacks at hand before you even start?

Oh no im not into that either Every time someone mentions tantric or it occurs to me i picture Sting so it wouldnt work

I reckon if someone is gonna do tantric they had better do a weeks grocery shopping first

helena Just...too much planning. I like things to be a little more spontaneous. And the looming spectre of Sting is just... (crosses legs)

Tantric? Why wouldn't I want to touch a naked woman? They're gorgeous. Madness.

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portia Five Today? Is he really? I think there's a name for that.

He doesn't wear a white coat though, does he?

Who, Sting? I hope not. He's creepy enough as it is.

He wears a fur coat

Clearly Jess you have flogged my info to the media !!!

Portia. I needed the cash. Sorry, hun

Sting makes me want to vom (my iPad tried to put 'cum' then - absolutely not) because of that 'Don't Stand So Close To Me'. He was a teacher, wasn't he? (pass me the bucket)

I've been papped

Ah yes the stalky song. naked men are very nice too

nice pic

Disguise required tomorrow a la Vicky Beckham

Morning, I'm old but here's a Dr pic for you!
Seth is there any resemblance?

Gow The likeliness is uncanny.