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AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

594 replies

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:15

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

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Gowgirl · 26/08/2016 08:52

Always nice to put a face to name Wink

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 08:56

Although I've not gone silver yet. Not one grey hair in fact.

Gowgirl · 26/08/2016 09:03

That'll make the girls happyGrin very quiet this morning can only assume all 3 are pursuing 'real lives' Grin

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 10:07

How dare they. Real lives?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 10:57

I'm here, I've just had to make a mad dash to my local 'retail park' (ha!) to find something for DN's birthday. Table is now covered in tat which I have to wrap. Why did I buy so many little things? I hate wrapping.

I'm cross about that, I'm cross about having to go to the birthday party and I'm cross about the fact that I have just seen this thread referred to on a different thread as 'Seth's thread'. Does it say DrSeth at the top of the page? No. Does my name appear? Yes.

The arrogance of that man. Am also too hot.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 11:11

Excuse me? I have never referred to this thread as my thread. On which thread have I been namechecked?

I don't think you're too hot. Just very hot Wink

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 26/08/2016 11:17

Possibly too hot for you to handle, though, DrSeth....

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 11:19

I'll get my special thermometer out

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 11:27

Not one grey hair? Don't you have any hair on your head, then?

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 11:33

Cheek. I have a full head of hair, actually. But honestly no grey. And no, I don't dye it either. Very lucky in our family, genetically. We all look younger than we are. No one ever believes my dad is 63 and old enough to have a son of 42. Most people guess my age at 35. Very lucky on that score. Just not many others!!

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 12:30

Sorry. That was uncalled for; I was just being playful-ish.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 12:32

Delicate, if you wanted to play with me, you only had to say!

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/08/2016 12:36

I keep forgetting about this thread. I blame lack of sleep.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 13:07

Royal You're not sleeping? Try being me, doing all these late night rounds to Glitter Jess et al Grin

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/08/2016 13:08

I feel for you seth

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 13:22

Anytime Royal Help yourself to a good feel!

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/08/2016 13:23

glitter and jess will only get jealous.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 13:25

There are seven days in the week. As long as, like God, on the seventh day he rests!

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/08/2016 13:31

Now you're comparing yourself to God? Which God? Apparently there's a few.

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 13:41

@StillDrSethHazlittMD

Nope. Not interested in being in way directly involved in icky threads. My gain, I think.

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 13:41

...in any way...

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 26/08/2016 13:45

So why do you keep posting on this thread which actually advertises itself as potentially icky, Delicate? You complained enough about the previous nonsense and filth thread, where you bothered to post to tell us it was sad and that we all needed to get real lives?

Royal A very benign, generous loving one!

HerRoyalFattyness · 26/08/2016 13:47

I'm laughing at the thought of an adult using the word icky when not speaking to a toddler GrinGrinGrin

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 13:59

Re posting on this - or any other - thread:

I may post on it. You do not own it, as far as I know. I am merely intrigued by the way some people behave.

DelicatePreciousThing1 · 26/08/2016 14:00

Using emoticons is proof of being an "adult" too, I guess?

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