AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

I should think a marrow would be somewhat eye watering and require hours of foreplay

Sex lube and a fish slice will do the trick

Hours of foreplay

I am the man of your dreams Helena 😉

Did someone say foreplay? wanders off down memory lane

Seth

wombatoo. I'm confused. My ex said it was just a golfing term?

My DH says that - and he's never played golf

Isn't golf a game for men with very small balls, anyway? And it all seems a bit Freudian. As do most male sports when you think about it. It's always about putting something somewhere. Interesting. Maybe I'll write a thesis. Except I hate sport.

Talking of putting something somewhere. Putting this here for Jess.

www.redonline.co.uk/reviews/what-to-watch-tonight/aidan-turners-reveals-how-he-keeps-in-shape-for-poldark?utm_content=buffer3d745&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Helena. Just going for a little lie down. I'll be back in less than three minutes.

I know how he keeps in shape

Read this oh fellow union members
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/secondary/2716254-Am-I-being-unfair-GCSE-results?msgid=63170545#63170545

Sexercise?

Bit early for all that lying down jazz isn't it Jess?

I am hoping Seth will give me a buzz tonight as promised

Good luck with that, Glitter - by the time 10:30pm rolls around, he'll be fit for nothing.

Should have booked an earlier appointment.....

portia. Am looking forward to my niece's birthday party tommorrow, especially when I hand my mother the legal papers sueing her for sending me to state school.

Erm Jess stop pinching my boyf

Jess

Ahem I went to private school but took my A levels at 28 weeks. I stuck out like a sore thumb

portia. But this is exactly why you'd like Gilmore Girls! Same scenario!

Ive never watched it.

Helena. The first couple of episodes I watched, I thought 'what is this shite' but suddenly I was hooked. The snappy dialogue is brilliant (though slightly unrealistic). Am hooked. And new series in November (checks into Amazon to see how much A Life costs)

Will check it out.