AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

FTR, I am a Physics professor.

Portia It's not mine.

Delicate Private practice, obviously, my time is therefore mine to waste. Or not.

Can you do a dna test or do I have to wait for faux birth Seth

Since when were you doing home visits Seth...
You can get struck off for that sorta thing ya know...
I just made lemon and plum drizzle cake....must stop watching cookery programmes😁

Portia I stopped doing tests when I left university. Tests, exams, done with all those now. I just want to practice. Because one only gets better with practice.

Gow Only in response to public demand. Next time, can you do either just a lemon drizzle or a G&T drizzle cake. Both are yummy. For some reason, the thought of a cake covered in plums' drizzle doesn't appeal.

Seth someone said that to me at 3am

I miss cake.

Portia That wasn't me either.

Helena There is more to life than cake. I don't especially like much cake myself.

I wonder who it was??

There is more to life than cake

Such as what Seth?

Oh i know I can live without it quite happily. i only miss it very rarely (cake that is)

Its more that im pissed off cos its hot I HATE the heat.

I did have Arctic Roll from Tesco last night. Because it was so bloody hot. Only the second time ive had ice cream this year. It was rank.

The Sainsburys one is way nicer.

Oh rank. Sorry, misread that

maybe i had one of those too

But presumably not making use of said Arctic Roll for that other purpose?

Nope that would have made my eyes water.

I do like a bit of a roll

Helena might have been an interesting sensation as it melted and ran places

(Wanders in with my PHD in Neuroscience and my sense of humour bypass). You lot are tragic lol an if u actually dun that wiv a arktic roll u'd prob die or summink. Losers (wanders back out to my extremely rewarding and highly demanding Real Life)

Ah but then i would need someone there to lick it up Seth

But presumably not making use of said Arctic Roll for that other purpose?

For some things there are no substitute ....

I don't know, Glitter...

I'm rather fond of courgettes myself.

(Except that time I attempted a raw food diet and ate a whole one - chopped up of course - and the resulting stomach pains were like being in labour. I actually cried)

Do you have a preference for green or yellow courgettes Jess?

No Seth she prefers a marrow

As long as it's nice and firm and fills me up, I have no preference.