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AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:15

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 18:21
ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 18:31

Dribbles where, exactly, DrSeth?

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 18:33

Down my chin I suspect

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 18:38

Down your chin, DrSeth?! That's fairly impressive...

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 18:39

Saliva dribbles, Jess. Filthy mare

wombattoo · 30/08/2016 20:06

Ooh. I've obviously interrupted you two.
I'll pop back tomorrow.

HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 20:29

Mine are currently encased in a cerise pink bra.

But that can change!

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 21:32

Helena Your bra sounds lovely. This change, though..... What colour? 😁

HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 21:37

Ooh id love a bra that could change colour. Come on science bods........get your thinking caps on.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 21:48

Helena. A mood bra - interesting.

Mine just gets very hot.

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HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 22:04

Yeah Know what you mean The diamante in the cleavage of mine is definately warm.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 22:12
ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 22:14

Ooh, helena A, possibly more attracted to you than DrSethright now...

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HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 22:18
StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 22:21
HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 22:25

both sets

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 22:27

Helena!!!! Shock

HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 22:32

Too much? Blush

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 22:34

No such thing on this thread

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 22:34

helena. Where would you like me to kiss you first? while DrSeth watches/passes out

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HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 22:36

My shoulders and neck while i rub your back

HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 23:08

Am also very good at multitasking so................

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 30/08/2016 23:22

Threesome?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 30/08/2016 23:29

I already like Helena muchly....what do you have to offer, DrSeth?

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HelenaDove · 30/08/2016 23:29

Yes. Blush While im returning Jesses kisses i could be lacing my fingers around your manhood and tickling the end.