AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Yes Dr Seth you are definately an expert.

Why thank you HHelena

Hmmm. Seems to be something of an expert in the fine art of flirtation....

You never mind when it's directed at you though Jess

And in the fine art of seduction.

When what is directed at me, DrSeth? (feigns confusion)

The flirtation. I didn't mean any bodily parts.

Ohhh.

Disappointing.

Although could be arranged

A helping hand available here

I might leave you two to it it. I have a date with a RL man. And his breasts are even bigger than yours, Helena.

Curiouser and curiouser.

I don't think I like the RL man. He insisted on sitting next to me on my very small sofa and his chubby thigh was touching mine, while I tried to discuss 'serious stuff'. He had a notebook but I don't think he wrote anything down. He looked at my chest quite a lot as well, and I am nowhere near your size, Helena.

When he left, he said 'leave it with me' and did a weird sort of curtsey thing which left us both feeling mortified. Was awful.

Were you wearing something low cut. Thereby showing actual cleavage?

It may have been slightly revealing...

But he is supposed to be a professional.

As are you, DrSeth....

How slightly is slightly??

Sorry how slightly

Slightly is fairly...

He immediately said 'I've met you before, haven't I?'

Which he has. In a different professional capacity.

I can't say any more.

How fairly is fairly?

It's not like I do it deliberately, DrSeth'! They just refuse to be restrained, is all....

I think it was deliberate to try and get what you wanted. Floozy

Are you jealous, DrSeth?

I didn't get what I wanted at all.

Just a one-sided 'conversation' while his pen hovered over his notepad (not a euphemism) and he looked at my chest.

has forgotten what cleavage looks like

No, not at all jealous

DrSeth. You wouldn't forget mine.