AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Hope he isnt making it too difficult Jess. Hes a fucking idiot for the way he treated you

Ah, I'm ok. Have emotionally detached now. He insisted on watching Casualty earlier - at least I got my doctor fix.

Yes a doctor fix is essential.

The good doctor must be out on his rounds this evening. I'm just hoping Glitter isn't on the patient list...

I reckon hes busy on those rounds. It is Saturday night.

As long as he's not too busy...

Am concerned he takes his 'bedside manner' a little too literally...

Ha

I was following a previous rather dour poster as was out in real life. But it wasn't as much fun, so back here in Fakesville

Yes RL can be a letdown here sometimes.

Fakesville.................sounds like a good name for a TV series. Bit like Desperate Housewives but naughtier.

Tis not Fakesville. Real life is rubbish.

This weekend is one third longer. Which means one third more boring.

What's one third longer? (Gets excited)

Oh.

The weekend.

Yawn.

It does give the opportunity for extra hours of filth, potentially

A third last night and two thirds this morning.
Not complaining

portia. Explain....

Is that like 'second base', 'third base' etc?

Have you had the whole/hole thing yet?

She's bragging about all this sex age keeps getting. Ignoring the fact many of us on this thread aren't getting any.

Yes Im at heavens gate

Seth there's always self help!

I suppose I could go and jump on the ex - he is asleep in my bed right now.

(Weighs up how desperate I am)

Conclusion: it's pretty dire, but not that dire....

Portia Self help really isn't the same, though, pleasant though it can be. You can't kiss yourself, cuddle yourself, go down on yourself (unless you're a gymnast) or on someone else. There's so much more to filth than just the orgasm.

That was a bit serious for the thread. Sorry. As you were.

I can go down on myself, DrSeth - am very flexible....

Yes but why would you, when I could do it for you?

You lot are discusstin

Whole point of the thread!

portia. Tis a great honour when you call us disgusting...

DrSeth. Is that a boner bona fide offer?