AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Wowsers! You could rent your cleavage out to a family of ten!

I use them to cover my town when it rains.

So selfless, Helena! I didn't even know bra sizes went up to that! (Folds arms across chest and feels inadequate)

I'm guessing DrSeth will be popping back in....Any. Minute. Now.

You rang?

Heyyy, DrSeth (cringes)

Cringes?? Charming. I'll be off again in that case

Hellooooo Seth

I meant, I feel a bit...cringey? Is that a word? Or a possible diagnosis?

HHello HHelena

Sailors fighting on the dance floor....

Interesting sexual fantasy you have there, Gow

Just singing to myself, Friday night is wine night, was listening to bowie.....

You were up late

Hmmm, I can only assume its a blip as I went to bed at 11! Tinternet is a strange place sometimes....
....my days of the 2am bender are long gone, my dcs like to start the day around five, only is currently whinging next to me...

Gow. Bowie? I truly believed that 'sailors fighting on the dance floor' was a euphemism for Helena's massive boobs!

@Jess

I went from a 46G down to a 34F the first weight loss.

Second time i went from a 38K down to the size i am now.

Back in the old days it was engineers i could have done with to help me put a bra on. Although sailors would have done.

Helena. That's some serious scaffolding at work...

I'm very good with scaffolding. My father is a builder.

So was mine........he worked in construction from the late 1950s through to the 1990s.

Helps now that you can get better bras Jess.

Bravissimo

Oh they are fab. Ive had sports bras from them. Been wearing Panache ones for the couple of years too.

Sorry for killing thread by yapping on about my tits. Will stop now. Anyone got any plans for bank holiday?

You didn't kill the thread, Helena! Personally am looking forward to it all being over - am stuck in living room watching Family Guy with ex, as he's down to see DS. I don't think he appreciates the irony....