AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Can you talk posh and dirty?

When necessary

I'm very posh

You, portia are most definitely posh and dirty...

I know Jess! I have been trying to fix a lavatory this afternoon, also went to a vair naice school but my rugby pitch interlude was my downfall

Never net a Portia who wasn't posh. Can't vouch for the dirty bit though, sadly

Don't say 'net' to portia - she doesn't like them, she's a mermaid.

portia was that lavatory broken because your filthy mind was in it?

I got my big toe caught in a fishing net while shagging on the Rose of Marazion

My Gran broke the once for one and twice for two button and I tried to fix it unsuccessfully

You mean your tail, portia?

Sounds fishy to me

Sounds fishy to me

Very fishy, DrSeth, so much so, you had to say it twice.

Im more of a Dr Seth girl.

Helena. But I thought we'd bonded.... (am overusing italics tonight, as I've only just discovered how to them. All subsequent posts will contain italics, wherever possible)

Another one with excellent taste

ER was not really my thing.

Life on Mars/ Ashes to Ashes on the other hand.........Phil Glenister.

I never watched Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes so had to Google him. I'm not sure. Maybe I'd have to see him 'in character'.

It's a God awful small affair

Who is Dr Green Jess? I have to admit that I've never seen George in any programs, but I like looking at him and would love to touch him

Phil Glenister? Maybe. He looks like he'd like to be dirty

Exactly Wombat. i like men to be a bit dirty.

wombatoo the one with the glasses from ER. Google him! He's luvverly. Phil Glenister looks a bit like an estate agent who stares at your tits while you discuss rental properties.

with the girl with the mousy hair.

Jess He would have a lot to stare at. Im a 32HH