AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

I love sexy filth.

Not so much the gritty bits of dirt kind though.

glitter and jess will only get jealous

Yes Royal with bells on

Seth is mine

Seth didn't turn up last night for our date

Resists urge to flounce .......

delicate it's better than saying (typing) icky
glitter bells in what exactly?

Glitter Don't you start the flouncing lark. Enough of that from the other one.

Delicate I am not saying you shouldn't post. I just don't understand the need to post on a thread of which you disapprove and only come on (twice) to basically denigrate those who do want to just be a bit silly. Real life can be very hard, depressing, tough, for a lot of people. A bit of escapism into silliness can actually be very good for mental health.

Seth our family is the same. Im 43 and dont have one wrinkle yet. My mum is 80 and has hardly any. Could be those Mediterrenean genes.

I have to get my hair coloured though. It was very dark brown so i just go for its original natural colour That is thanks to my dad who went prematurely grey.

Icky......its a thing!

Refering to the aggravating rabbit you filthy minded bunch

A lot of people don't like the word icky. Just like they dislike the word moist.

I like the word moist.

I do as well, Helena, but according to the radio the other day it is leading the poll for most disliked English word.

Moist is a nasty word. Combined with crevice or gusset, it is discussting and should be banned

Moist is a good word.

Whenever my ex ate a particularly gooey piece of cake he would always, without fail, say 'Mmmm, it's nice and damp". The word is moist! (I actually quite like it)

DrSeth. At the (horrendous) party I have just attended, there was a small child determined to spoil my DS's fun - attempting to taking his toys away and generally trying to pick on him. I told my son to ignore the silly little thing - don't engage!

I dislike the word 'moist' intensely. Don't know why really. On the other hand - I loved the pic of George

wombatoo. I was a Dr Green girl, myself.

Careful Jess you'll have the MN Mafia after you for using the word girl.

Christ the Mafia are so well informed. I don't think they realise they are talking out of their arses

At least I didn't say 'girly' or the plural of.

So if you were a Dr Green girl, as in past tense, does this mean you are now a Dr Seth girl?

Hmmm. Maybe I'll be a DrSeth girl for now, but if Dr Green were to make a play for me, then I'm afraid all's fair in love and the other stuff...

I am a Seth girl

Excellent taste!

It's a long weekend. Hurrah. Hope everyone will be making the most of it

'Hurrah!' Dear God.

I occasionally have to live up to the "posh" thing you foisted on me