To complain to the zoo about the wanking monkeys?

[MissHooliesCardigan]

I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?

I AM NOT BEING SERIOUS, I WAS JOKING

Well I was asked to share

Did you not know they were wild animals and not perfectly tamed pets? My cat licks his willy in front of us maybe I should have bought him a willy licking pod? this can't be a serious thread, if it is I think you should spend more time at animal parks and educate yourself on wild animals and their behaviour!

casper Blimey, no need for monkey sex toys for her!
That's quite an impressive collection of animal 'behaviour' you've got there

Oh Agent 2 posts above you there is an ITS A JOKE post.

Agent please see my post at 9.55

I'll join in again.

OP

They're ANIMALS!!!!!! It's what THEY DO!!!!
YABVVVVVVVVVVU and precious and silly and monkeyphobic and bigoted. It's NAY-CHA.

this can't be a serious thread

Bingo!

I must say, this thread is a real eye-opener about people who just skim the OP and nothing else before commenting.

By the way casper a few more snaps like that and you've got yourself a very sellable calendar in my opinion... worth a thought..

I hope I never get invite to a party with people like Hallumoi and Agent...

Mind you in fairness I've learnt more about animal cocks than I perhaps wanted too 🐒

OP I did RTFT but obviously missed your post. Please continue banging your head

Op, if you paid for your tickets by cheque, you know what to do...

Actually in stitches! Beware of animals 'at themselves'.

OP I did RTFT but obviously missed your post.

If you had RTFT you wouldn't need to read that post.

Yes, OP, cancel the trip to the zoo.

Me and Dd1 are going to a Safari Park tomorrow you know im going to be on the look out for sexual activity and reporting back 😂

I did RTFT, obviously just missed that post, it does happen.

Individual posts are easy to miss I agree

For some reason my phone doesn't highlight the OP posts and no amount of buggering about in settings will sort it.

But considering most people's post are very humourous and sharing their own stories, you should have got the gist

I like that calendar plan shipwrecked, the kids may disown me but I'll be rich! Mwuahahahahaha!

You just never know on MN posts need

casper I did indeed ask you to share that photo. Thank you.

I'm now wondering what sort of pervert I have become.

Big pervert

My last trip included a whole tank full of stick insects cuddling....They maybe need to alert people that animals may copulate as it was a bit of a surprise. Maybe a web warning or in their written material?

How do you think all those baby animals arrive in the zoo polly?

Adoption?

"poster AlpacaLypse Tue 23-Aug-16 09:07:20
Is there any way of preventing the terminally dim from commenting on threads they haven't actually read?"

Oh I do wish this were possible!

How anyone could have thought for a moment that op was making a serious post ...