To complain to the zoo about the wanking monkeys?

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I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?

haloumi it's a joke. Rtft

Pictures or it didnt happen....

haloumi try reading all of the OPs posts ffs

Read the thread haloumi and try that post again..

haloumi Handy hint: when a thread has over 500 posts, you may look a bit silly if you reply after only reading the OP.
Boffin Fucking hell!! I always thought tapirs looked like such gentle little things. There's nothing gentle about THAT

rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug

I certainly hope the OP's OH doesn't do any of that when she's not around.

Is there any way of preventing the terminally dim from commenting on threads they haven't actually read?

This is in discussion of the day 😅

Lweji I wouldn't be too sure about the tree thing - when the DCs were small, we used to go for a lot of woodland walks. Now that they don't want to come anymore, he goes on his own
However, I'm pretty sure he doesn't wank in front of the bedroom window as we're very overlooked and I'm pretty sure the neighbours would have something to say.

It's no wonder men have a complex about their cocks really isn't it?

All these animals who lets it hang so far it can touch the ground makes them look a bit inadequate

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
'Cute but can it pick up peanuts?'

Absolutely need and the tree rubbing thing too! I mean that's really got to smart a bit.

I hope OP tossed off a stiff letter to the zoo.

Sorry, this what monkeys do. My boys saw all this when they were little and went to the zoo but we made no comment and they just accepted it as silly monkey behaviour.

You need that emoticon don't you op

Fucking hell.

You need a RTFT you will LOL lots disclaimer on your thread op

My first

Has anyone ever seen turtles mating? We once went to the zoo and straight away saw these two giant things going at it very very slowly, 2 hours later after a walk around and a nice lunch they were still at it!

Sure thing. Doesn't she look happy

Apologies for the lack of tagging people, I'm still a noob here. Having looked back through my photos, clearly I have prior for the animal slagging pics. Here's the obligatory tortoise porn

And some gay lion loving at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. Ok I'm done

casper