Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

[HoneyDragon]

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

God that's has just made me laugh!!!!

SynchronisedCatsBumming

I'm leaving mn forever if nobody uses that as a username. I can't be arsed meself

Nearly woke child up laughing!

They say you learn something new every day - this thread has been an education indeed!

I now have enough swearwords in my (ever-expanding) scatological vocabulary to do a PhD in Twatfuckery and Scrotegobbling.

I can't wait to publish my thesis . . .

Perhaps they thought that by moving to a naice development they would get a naicer class of neighbour and invective but as my dad used to say 'you can put a pig in a party frock, but you can't stop it grunting'.

Actually I'm quite surprised someone as amusing and colourful as the op lives in one those unimaginative new build estates.

But they never actually said anything to you?

Well, they won't be back. LMAO.

Please! More "sentence enhancers", ladies.

This is more fun than a wedding night . . .

But they never actually said anything to you?

They made a cat bum face. It's the bitch slap of the naice suburbs. They practically assaulted the op.

Does a twirl

Ta-da!

I can't say for sure that would even really register with me, course maybe that says more about me

HoneyDragon, your artist's rendering has made my day. :D

*Hello?
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Sorry, I thought I heard someone call me?

Ahoy there sychronisedcatbumming