Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

[HoneyDragon]

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

They were offended by you mixing your recycling

We don't have to separate it, all recycling goes in the big motherfucking blue bin of fucking awesome. Where dead civilised and hardcore about recycling around here. It keeps the council tax down as we get recycling quota brownie points.

Similarly, the woman who smashed into the back of my car while I was stationary and she was seemingly treating her Range Rover as a mobile desk could have avoided being offended by the expletives I issued (to myself with the windows closed and which she apparently lip-read in the mirror) by not driving without so much as a glance through the big fuck off bay window fitted to the front of her car.

I'm impressed you didn't follow her and twat her to,death with her wing mirror.

Clearly I need to be more inventive in my choice of swearwords.. I know nothing and usually resort to the very boring and overused 'shit!'

Can you come up with some additional alternatives HoneyDragon? I do quite like fucking pissflaps but other suggestions will be most welcome.

perhaps when you get to a certain age "fucking pissflaps" can take on a whole new meaning?

Maybe they were hurrying home for some .. um ... fucking pissflap action :)

I'm keeping that in my arsenal for door knockers!

That is again H, you're the gift that keeps giving 😁

I dropped it and a wine bottle and two coke tins fell out at which point I went "fucking pissflaps" as you do

Or as you don't. I wouldn't. Your garden , up to you but if it's loud enough for passers-by to hear it's entirely up to them how they look at you. I'd have done the same.

Come now Honey - you know as well as I do that the phrase should be cunting pissflaps, not fucking. No wonder they were shocked!

Oh Honey, they'll never let you in the WI.

Sounds like very well judged warding off of potential tiresome neighbours to me. Your timing is obviously perfect!!

LassWiTheDelicateHair
Or as you don't. I wouldn't. Your garden , up to you but if it's loud enough for passers-by to hear it's entirely up to them how they look at you. I'd have done the same.

I'm guessing you didn't read the entire post by HoneyDragon then? You know, the one you only quoted a snippet from. She was quite clear about them being on private property. Not passers by, private property.

I live up a private shared drive way on a new build housing estate. So I do get people want to nosey the houses.

I had my side door open which is facing onto my driveway that comes onto the private driveway, so obviously totally private property.

And the gold for individual cat's bum goes to...

If you see them again please say 'fucking beef curtains' or 'fucking minge flaps'

At the risk of being the brunt of a verbal battering, I think I might have been quite shocked too. However, nobody can accuse the OP of a lack of vocabulary. I reserve my worst language for stubbed toes. Dropping a bit of recycling wouldn't phase me to the point of expletives.

Oops. Missed the point again. Off for a nap.

A helpful aid so you can see I was not in swearing distance of my neighbours or even casual passer byers.

Well, if you can't swear on your own driveway when you've dropped something when can you?
I swear a good deal in that situation though I try to make sure I'm not too audible if I feel that I may be overheard. If I'm not too annoyed I say, "thank you-oo-oo," to whatever bothersome item has fallen in a sarcastic manner, which makes me sound just like my dad, but that's another story.

And what's a piss-flap when it's at 'ome? Though I think I can guess.

Just breathe fire in their direction next time.

I love your helpful diagram. Maybe they they thought they were the pissflaps? Ofcourse if they move in you will forever refer to them as The Pissflaps! Well I would anyway

Actual lol at the picture.

That diagram made me snigger

I love how your little stick people have cat bums face

Best diagram ever