Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

[HoneyDragon]

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

I don't know... Try it?

No. Trust me this is a good thing. It allows you to deny previous things you've done. But don't worry, we'll all know who you are.

Sometimes I think I should revert back to namechanging

Bloody Hell, Honey!

AF2 how about TeaBagger

Ok. Here it goes. I'll try to find a unique name.

You can't name change Honey

We would spot you too easily

There was a famous MNer called BupcakesAndCunting.

A more recent poster called herself Bupcake & ended up changing her name to NotTHEBupcake.

Done. I've tried to choose a totally unique user name.

Had I been nosing about in a private estate and heard you clattering wine bottles and cursing I would have thought "these are my people"

right....

So your cat is called fucking piss flaps and u were trying to get it in for the night?

Is something wrong?

You namechanging twat

I have no idea what's going on anymore. I think I've overdone the vinegar in my lemonade

Shall I have another go?

Go on then

Are you sure?

Yep

The honey dragon strikes again - fearless, against The Bourgeoisie and Those Hard Of Swearing. Brava!!

ArmySal seems fine to me?

Me too Honey

Shat about ArrmySal though?

Or honeydragons

OMG, just wet myself a bit

Empress there is already an ArmySal. This one is ArrmySal