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Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

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HoneyDragon · 18/08/2016 15:25

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 18/08/2016 21:19

AnyFucker2 cannot be our AnyFucker if they are asking what side bolleaux are. Also far too wordy.

Who are you?

Or am I wrong?

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:19

Really?

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:21

Why are these side bollock things? Google is leaving me none the wiser

ArmySal · 18/08/2016 21:22

Why?

RustyBear · 18/08/2016 21:23

3 is side bollocks

2 would only be one bollock

DixieNormas · 18/08/2016 21:23

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AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:24

Why what?

And wh has 3 bollocks?

EmpressOfTheSevenOceans · 18/08/2016 21:25

This is like the time a poster chose Bupcake...

ShockShockShock

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 18/08/2016 21:26

Yeah Empress exactly!

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:26

Do side bollocks assist when one is tea bagging?

ArmySal · 18/08/2016 21:26

Why are these side bollock things?

You talka no sensa.

DixieNormas · 18/08/2016 21:27

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NeedACleverNN · 18/08/2016 21:29

Anyone getting a bit suspicious here and not just about the name

HoneyDragon · 18/08/2016 21:29

I love a well timed bunglecunt

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ArmySal · 18/08/2016 21:30

It's tedious as fuck.

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:31

I'm confused. Is there another user called any fucker?

NeedACleverNN · 18/08/2016 21:32

Yes. A very popular and well known poster

You would need a number 2 if you was the only one now would you?

NeedACleverNN · 18/08/2016 21:32

Wouldn't

ArmySal · 18/08/2016 21:33

I didn't mean the bunglecunt is tedious, mind.

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:34

Shall I change my names to something more acceptable then

PosiePootlePerkins · 18/08/2016 21:34

This thread is Grin

MadameJosephine · 18/08/2016 21:35

I love the learning new swear words on mn. Expanding one's vocabulary is always a good thing imo

Following this thread I am adding bunglecunt and twatbucket to my ever expanding list.

My current favourite is spunktrumpet Grin

HoneyDragon · 18/08/2016 21:36

I know you didn't meant bunglecunt. Bunglecunt could never be tedious.

AnyFucker2 what about BungleCunt?

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NeedACleverNN · 18/08/2016 21:36

I would...otherwise this will repeat itself. Every time you post

AnyFucker2 · 18/08/2016 21:38

If I change my name, does it retrospectively filter back through the thread?

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