Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

[HoneyDragon]

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

Someone is bored this evening. Or under the influence of the full moon. Either way, it's tedious.

It was Justine Anyfuckery, the little minx

Zombie, I'm quite impressed. Most of us mngimmers have a few variations of our names stored away. It must take serious effort to find credible copies. Our imposter gets points for effort put in?

AHEM

The full moon was loverly here, v romantic. And orange. And huuuuuge.
I won't be able to sleep tonight, I know I won't.
The full moon does that to me sometimes. Bastard.

OMG.
I x-posted with President Olivia

Olivia, can you raise some eyebrows about this forced login business? There's a thread full of pissed-off MNers & HQ don't quite seem to get what they're annoyed about.

You're completely justified in saying fucking puss flaps. It would be up held in court I'm sure of that.
I am never going to make jam again.
Unless I want to swear and burn my fingers and use every saucepan in the kitchen. To end up with the tiniest amount of jam in the world. Pointless.

More importantly can we acknowledge that

THIS IS NOT HONEYDRAGONS FAULT

please?

All I did was say pissflaps.

Honey I love your diagram and I also have a big motherfucking blue bin of fucking awesome which will now always be known as such.

Oh and if you can't see pissflaps on your own Property when can you?

Your problem was using the wrong adjective. Agree it should have been cunting and not fucking.

I have reported the tedious name changer,. Just for shits and giggles.

THIS IS NOT HONEYDRAGON'S FAULT!

There.
Is that ok?

I thought we were ignoring the attention seeker?

Dixie - you may well be my neighbour! 😁
Luckily my neighbours do similar, sometimes you just need to let it all out. Saves people being murdered! 😂😂👍🏻

I feel it had to be stressed.

I've managed to not upset Olivia for aaaaaaages ..... and if I do upset her I like to put the effort in myself.

I can confirm I am myself and nobody else.

Oh thank goodness....at least you're not locked in the gin cellar whilst people are being you.

Oh I do love a good swear and a fabulous cats bum face. Was the cats bum so tight they squeaked when they sucked in a horrified breath?

My neighbours try to death stare me when ever I'm out side my house with squeaky cats bum faces (long story but I reported them for their verbal abuse towards my DC (7 at the time) and them telling me they hoped DC would get cancer. Neighbour has cancer so the mind boggles but he is an evil twat. )

anyway, I have some rather fabulous sweary t-shirts I only ever wear on bin day because I wear them to bed and forget to put the bins out and rush at 6am to do it Neighbour has a thing about bins and if my bin is an inch over the imaginary line he's drawn on the public footpath that he believes is his property he kicks off. This week he decided to bang on his windows like a distressed ape. I swear he lay in wait just for me to put them out. Who bangs on a window at 6am when someone is putting out the bins? meh. I waved back wearing my 'don't be an arsehole' t-shirt.

I know. I'm immature but fuck it. If someone wants to wish cancer upon my child...

My personal favourite swear is Twat waffle.

Some silly sod needs to get married life and a bit of imagination.

Get married ?

get a life

Yeah you confused me too

I wish randomers would yell pissflaps at me in the street. I would quite enjoy it.

I actually really want to change my name to 'TheOnePissFlap' now.

SUBSTITUTES

Cocknuckle
Farty Vaj
Hairy Scrote
Monkey jizz
Stinky twat
Douche bag
Dogs bum