Hangover Poo

[Jezabella1]

They're the most disgusting part of a bad hangover yet they're never talked about. Why we go to the pub last night after civilised dinner and shared bottle of wine? Who thought ciders and a lock in was a good idea knowing I'd be up with ds at 6? Now there's liquid acid coming out my backside.

Erm..OK? Thanks for sharing.

Charles Bukowski does some pretty in depth descriptions of the famed hangover poo!

Cider is also called gut rot. Now you know why.

Oh my.

It's a long time since I had a hangover (that makes me sound ancient. I'm not) but I can't say this has ever happened to me. Thankfully.

I feel so rough and having a weekend at my parents home. Feeling like a teenager trying to pretend I'm fine. The bathroom stinks of actual acid.

Have children's party to look forward to in 2 hours Gahhh!

Known as beer shites here. Terrible things.

It's like all the sins of a past life are leaving your body at once

I have first hand experience of this phenomenon, it's even worse if you drink Guinness

There is actually a name for it. I seen it on mn. It's apparently referred to as a HOP. You're welcome.

I always feel 10 times better after the HOP though! It's like all the badness coming out!

We call them alco-turds around our way

Alco-shits

I knew derek might have some knowledge of this.

My worst sin last night was getting behind the bar in the lock in and pouring people the worst frothy pints of their life.
Now making a fry up.

The hop has helped but there's more to come...

I have a hangover currently, I am considering stopping drinking, I am supposed to be working which is worse. And yes, hangover poo is the worst!

Best thing is diet coke, it speeds everything up, forces all the badness through, so you feel a bit more alive sooner!

Fry up will sort you out

We call them the 'PPP' - post party poop....

I hate hangover poo.

It's a good cure for mild constipation.

I call them the booze-poos

You have my sympathy. If a hangover isn't bad enough to deal with by itself.

See also: looser, errrr, movements while on period. WHY OH WHY.

Yep. Good old alco-poos. Standard with a hangover.

My philosophy is what makes you bad makes you better. Have a few more, you'll feel loads better. Wait til midday to make it socially acceptable obviously.

I once worked with a guy who talked far too much about these. He also agreed that they're a hangover cure almost. So much so that his great money making idea was to market mild laxatives as a hangover remedy. I pointed out that the dehydration was what caused the agony and his plan would make it worse. Seeing a mans entire life plan leave his eyes is a tough thing to do of a Tuesday morning.

We always had a theory that after the third poop the hangover was gone

Red wine shits are the worst. Combined with red wine headaches, they make for the worst hangover ever

Had a huge hangover on holiday last week, 5 times in 2 hours before I was "done"! Always feel better after though!

Currently suffering with brandy belly here, feel awful.