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Hangover Poo

103 replies

Jezabella1 · 07/08/2016 10:31

They're the most disgusting part of a bad hangover yet they're never talked about. Why we go to the pub last night after civilised dinner and shared bottle of wine? Who thought ciders and a lock in was a good idea knowing I'd be up with ds at 6? Now there's liquid acid coming out my backside.

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ProfessorPickles · 07/08/2016 11:06

Had one of these this morning, I always feel so much better after my morning-after poo. Vodka is the culprit in this case!

Jezabella1 · 07/08/2016 11:08

Local Rose, followed by lots of local cider and ale. (Supporting local economy at the price of hangover shits)
Mmm black pudding added to the pan now.

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MrsFrankRicard · 07/08/2016 11:11

Haha, DH's beer poos Envy

Caken · 07/08/2016 11:11

Ahh the classic HP. We had in-depth discussions about this as students. 8 of us sharing a bathroom in halls after a night out drinking copious amounts of snakebite... ConfusedGrin

thenightsky · 07/08/2016 11:11

I've had some cracking hangovers, but never a hangover poo Confused

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 07/08/2016 11:13

i love the boozy poo, I do. It's like getting rid of the evidence.

YvaineStormhold · 07/08/2016 11:14

I always have a Wonderstuff ear-worm when this happens to me - "got a belly full of beer shits."

Or Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire.

Sympathy OP. Fish finger butty and coke, hair of the dog at about 4pm.

Jezabella1 · 07/08/2016 11:14

Flashback: I met a man called 'Chelsea Ted' who looked like Keith Richards and who'd come up from London and thought he rock up at 11pm in the back end of nowhere and be able to find accommodation and a taxi at the drop of a hat. Bwahahaha!

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ThereWeGo · 07/08/2016 11:23

StarStarStar ALCOPLOPS Star StarStar

PovertyPain · 07/08/2016 11:25

Shared three bottle six of red wine, with a friend on Friday. I have IBS. I'm still suffering from red wine explosions. I may or may not be on the toilet as I type this.

LucyFuckingPevensie · 07/08/2016 11:29

I got drunk with my Mum last night at a family BBQ, was drinking prosseco and white wine. Did a big hangover poo whist boating and had the usual panic of where will the sick go, what can I puke in to. Luckily it was a false alarm and all is now well.

LucyFuckingPevensie · 07/08/2016 11:30

Boaking, not boating. I ain't that posh.

fruityb · 07/08/2016 11:34

My nephew refers to it as his 'beeriod'.

Sorry.

ChristmasZombie · 07/08/2016 11:34

I LOVE a good HOP because I always feel so much better afterwards!

Jezabella1 · 07/08/2016 11:36

lucy Grin wish you had done an alcopoo whilst boating!

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AppleSetsSail · 07/08/2016 12:01

Poor you. I had such an epic hangover on Friday I wanted to die. I don't think my poo was any different than normal, though.

YvaineStormhold · 07/08/2016 12:20

Grin at 'beeriod'

Runny · 07/08/2016 13:15

Try having a madras poo! Had a very hot one last night, now I'm running back and to to the loo, shitting out what feels like hydrochloric acid.

honeylulu · 07/08/2016 13:19

Yes its a thing. Seems very secretive though. After many years I confided to my husband about my "Saturday morning diarrhoea" and he said he had the same. Others have since confessed similar.
Anyone remember poor Spud in Trainspotting?

BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington · 07/08/2016 13:23

I love a good HOP.

HOP
Shower
Cooked brekkie

In yer face hangover!

NoTractorsAtTheTable · 07/08/2016 13:39

Someone I work with was obviously suffering from some form of redbull related hangover on Friday. The smell in the loos could have stripped wallpaper!

Notthiswankagain · 07/08/2016 13:40

I very much enjoy the hangover poo, it feels like my body is removing the crap (no pun intended) of the night before.

Although I drink so rarely because I hate hangovers!

chipsandpeas · 07/08/2016 13:47

i always have this whenever ive had any kind of alcohol hangover or no hangover

EuroCarpediem · 07/08/2016 13:49

And there I was thinking I was the only person who suffered from these! Confused

OlennasWimple · 07/08/2016 13:51

Definitely marks the beginning of the end of the hangover

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