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Hangover Poo

103 replies

Jezabella1 · 07/08/2016 10:31

They're the most disgusting part of a bad hangover yet they're never talked about. Why we go to the pub last night after civilised dinner and shared bottle of wine? Who thought ciders and a lock in was a good idea knowing I'd be up with ds at 6? Now there's liquid acid coming out my backside.

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Lauracertain1988 · 11/10/2016 15:31

They defiantly have to be the most ladylike thing ever!

But usually feel better after one! Or two!

Saw someone mentioned about 5 times in 2 hours... that seems quite a lot! Perhaps the title should of been hangover poo(s) !!!!

Beer/ tequila are the worse for me.

Seahawk80 · 11/10/2016 19:22

Grin at this thread! We call it releasing the demons in our house!

Vulty · 11/10/2016 20:28

I've been close to tears with this! Then ypou think you're done but no there's more. I try not to leave the house. Just in case.

Lauracertain1988 · 03/12/2016 17:20

Work's Christmas do last night...

Reminded me of this thread first thing!!! Blush

dontbesillyhenry · 03/12/2016 17:27

Just loving this thread. My arse is murder with a hangover. I dont drink much these days

Vulty · 03/12/2016 17:41

hahahahaaha! set off again!

Lauracertain1988 · 28/12/2016 11:16

After plenty of over indulging this festive season I was once again brought back to this thread.

Just wondered if depending whether its beer, wine, shots etc... this affects the type of poo LOL.

user1471432735 · 28/12/2016 12:03

We also call it a grog bog

Yup, I'm an Aussie

MavisTheTwinklyToreador · 28/12/2016 12:10

HOP that smells of what you were drinking the night before is like some grim punishment. Always worst after red wine for me.

ememem84 · 28/12/2016 12:38

Hot cup of green tea first thing after the night before always helps things along. It's a nightmare to drink though. But um woooooooooosh

littleshirleybeans · 28/12/2016 12:54

I kid you not, DH is in the shower right now with echo and the bunnymen onnthe radio,
Singing
Will I still be soiled, when the dirt is off..
conquering myself till I see another hurdle approaching, say you can say you will
Not just another drop in the ocean....
will I still recoil

OMG I am literally crying with laughter here

littleshirleybeans · 28/12/2016 12:56

This thread is hysterical!
"Boaking, not boating"Grin
Sometimes I'm very grateful for the after effects, my digestive system can be kinda slow Grin

FeckinCrutches · 28/12/2016 12:59

I'm just eating this for my breakfast. I'll give it 30 mins before I see it again.

Hangover Poo
LondonHuffyPuffy · 28/12/2016 12:59

My post-wine HOPs always smell of pickled onion flavour Monster Munch.

Holz657 · 28/12/2016 13:01

Known as alchopoops round here. Lucky I never seem to be affected!

CalmItKermitt · 28/12/2016 13:04

Alco-plops 😄

ButteredToastAndStrawberryJam · 28/12/2016 13:08

I've never had so many decent poo's since eating/drinking a load of rubbish over Christmas or it might be the fact that I've had no white bread. New Years resolution, eat less bread.

Krap · 28/12/2016 13:14

God yes!! My hangover bowel movements are legendary, a smell to beholdGrin
Should have seen me after the trip around the Guinness Factory on a Dublin mini break 😷

I once mentioned hangover gut rot to a friend and she just sort of looked at me like this Confused ... I guess she's not a sufferer

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 28/12/2016 13:14

Alcopoops! Brilliant.

I was on the Guinness last week. Urg.

CorporalNobbyNobbs · 28/12/2016 13:15

X-post Krap

ButteredToastAndStrawberryJam · 28/12/2016 13:32

Feckin has it reappeared yet Grin been 30 mins.

FeckinCrutches · 28/12/2016 13:49

Surprisingly, not yet. I'm going to a family party at 3 so it's obviously saving itself for an arse explosion the minute I walk through their door. Sad

Lauracertain1988 · 28/12/2016 16:46

Not sure if this is TMI or not...

Are people's hangover poos usually huge log or just Loads of plops? LOL

MavisTheTwinklyToreador · 28/12/2016 16:49

Lauracertain1988 more mudslide than either of those. Shock

ButteredToastAndStrawberryJam · 28/12/2016 18:59

Feckin Grin
Laura a torp (torpedo)