Hangover Poo

[Jezabella1]

They're the most disgusting part of a bad hangover yet they're never talked about. Why we go to the pub last night after civilised dinner and shared bottle of wine? Who thought ciders and a lock in was a good idea knowing I'd be up with ds at 6? Now there's liquid acid coming out my backside.

Gin poos. The absolute worst

I don't drink much nowadays but when I did I always felt loads better after a hangover poo. I remember discussing it with a friend who said the same. Why don't you like them op? They're good things!

Here with a hangover although thankfully not much of a HP. Did have a cheeky TC (tactical chunder) first thing!

Does anyone else get the shivery sweats and feeling of doom or was that just me at 3am this morning?

Alcohol is a laxative and for me the much needed hangover poo is as much of a restorative as a shower. And if it's really bad, a MaccyDs breakfast. But I luckily it doesn't often get that bad!

I feel like I'm missing out
Pooping does not help in any way
But hangover poops smell so bad

I get the feelings of doom and guilt, every time! And consider giving up drinking, every time!

My hangovers result in one or two massive turds the size of a hamster that smells strongly of processed cheese. This is why I rarely drink more than a single small glass of wine accompanied by a few litres of water.

Foxes So true, gin poos are the very worst.

I guess I'm on my own then thinking TMI and wondering why the OP felt the need to share?

Hate hangover poos, i get concious everyone in the house can hear the watery poo splashing the loo and also getting up and then realising you are not finished.

Rorty you read the title and clicked the link - what did you think it'd be about?!

Even if the hangover isn't bad, the shit first thing after the night before is bliss. DP and I sit and chat whilst one of us is passing through an unholy beer shite

DP and I sit and chat whilst one of us is passing through an unholy beer shite

Really?

It's a loooooooong time since i was stupid enough to consume a vodka red bull, but i remember them producing the most unholy smelling hangover poo.

Rorty, nope, you're not, the first response was someone also feeling the Op had overshared. However, it's faaaaairly obviously from the title of the OP isn't it? Hangover poo.
Couldn't have been much else surely?

OP, the worst bit of the hangover is the following poo - it's a toxic smell, like all the worlds poison is slipping down your loo

Try it at 3am in a campervan when you only just make the porta potti, let alone the toilet block across the field, and you've already vomited all over the duvet, and there's more, so the coolbox lid is called into action.
True test of friendship, although I took a blanket, a pillow and a bottle of water and spent the rest of the night on the toilet block floor to spare her a repeat performance.

This thread is appalling, brilliant and true all at once!

Hangs head in shame, suitably chastened but you must admit that not every title in AIBU is always as it seems plus I was eating my lunch as I opened the thread

When I read a thread like this, I am so glad I have never had a hangover (no, I am not a teetotaller)

We call it Alcoholic Arse in my house. Definitely a real thing and definitely definitely one of the steps to recovery!
Good luck OP... Hope the kids party isn't too heinous.

Sorry roary Definitely not a lunch thread!

The party was good and helped by a couple of glasses of fizz. Now for a detox.

Will be using the term Hop from now on

Happened to me camping last weekend. Thought I was going to die. Felt sorry for the other campers too!

Ah the fabled HOP! I'm only 5 ft 3 and quite petite with it, but the morning after a big night on the sauce I can muster up some seriously man sized poos. I've nearly taken photos of them, they're that incredible.

We call it an after-grog bog ... AGB

I'm obviously Australian!!