Is London going to get a coffee and blow job cafe?

[HelenaDove]

It reads like a joke or an April fool........but its August.

It cant be serious.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html?cmpid=facebook-post

I'm assuming you could make it legal:

Self-employed prostitutes, so no worry about employment legislation
Prostitutes pay 'rent'
Coffee sold to prostitute for, say, £20
Prostitute sells coffee and service to punter for £50

Not the point of thread but £10 for a BJ?

Seriously?

Then poor women

Yeah I'd charge at least. £100 maybe £250 with my teeth out

Carol, what you're describing is a brothel, which isn't legal.

Well, the media do call August the silly season..but this barking mad, full on fruit loop whataboutery.

Well any price is fucking awful but at least with a higher price the prostitutr might be able to kid herself that this will make her life better.

That breaks my heart.

Sarcasm, that is the general price for a street prostitute "round here". It was the average price where I worked before as well (coastal resort)

women's drug dependant desperation + loads of competition = low prices. I will have to ask DH what the going price for sex is.

I have just realised it sounds like DH uses street prostitutes

He is a policeman hence the knowledge...

A fappucino

Arf.

My Gran would destroy any erect penises with her sharp tongue

There's an image.

Strange There are two meanings to that sentence of my post

Is there a petition about stopping this?

£10 for a bj!

I might get one just for the bargain factor!

yeah the tenner reality kind of blows away the whole choicy choicy nothing wrong with prostitution if women choose to earn that way doesn't it?

kind of highlights the reality of desperate drug addicts, women sexually abused as children and people who grew up in care picture more than the happy hooker nonsense.

at human beings desperate enough to let a stranger stick their cock in their mouth for a tenner. and despair that there are men who use their desperation and manage to orgasm out of it.

Well the Independent has gone down quite a lot in my estimation. This story is obvious bollocks, there is no way that this place will ever open (even dodgy massage parlours have to pretend they're legit), so why is the Independent publishing fake stories with links to porny websites?

I emailed a complaint to them a couple of days asking them that.

For the businessman in a hurry, there's always an Espresso...